Big D Peanuts
@davedrinkstea.com
Seahawks, quality tunes and nonsense fills my days.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Christmas Dinners Around The World.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Christmas Dinners Around The World.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
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With Halloween approaching, I thought I’d share a few spine-chilling poems.
Today’s is called ‘The Heebie Bee Gees’.
Today’s is called ‘The Heebie Bee Gees’.
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
With Halloween approaching, I thought I’d share a few spine-chilling poems.
Today’s is called ‘The Heebie Bee Gees’.
Today’s is called ‘The Heebie Bee Gees’.
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BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
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Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.
August 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.
A lovely red admiral that likes to visit #butterfly #redadmiral
August 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A lovely red admiral that likes to visit #butterfly #redadmiral
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Interviewer: What are you looking for in a job?
Me: A 3-minute montage where I end up rich
Me: A 3-minute montage where I end up rich
August 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Interviewer: What are you looking for in a job?
Me: A 3-minute montage where I end up rich
Me: A 3-minute montage where I end up rich
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And last but definitely not least...
Me (to a little boy beside me in a cafe who is wearing a yellow coat): Nice coat.
Little boy: Thank you. It means when night comes I can hide as a star.
Art by Penny Neville Lee. Words by me.
Me (to a little boy beside me in a cafe who is wearing a yellow coat): Nice coat.
Little boy: Thank you. It means when night comes I can hide as a star.
Art by Penny Neville Lee. Words by me.
July 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
And last but definitely not least...
Me (to a little boy beside me in a cafe who is wearing a yellow coat): Nice coat.
Little boy: Thank you. It means when night comes I can hide as a star.
Art by Penny Neville Lee. Words by me.
Me (to a little boy beside me in a cafe who is wearing a yellow coat): Nice coat.
Little boy: Thank you. It means when night comes I can hide as a star.
Art by Penny Neville Lee. Words by me.
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For many years I have been posting little observations online. What you may not know is that for many years, artists have been illustrating them - for no reason other than they wanted to respond. Below is a thread of some of these beautiful drawings because they should be seen 🧵
July 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
For many years I have been posting little observations online. What you may not know is that for many years, artists have been illustrating them - for no reason other than they wanted to respond. Below is a thread of some of these beautiful drawings because they should be seen 🧵
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Influencers on the internet these days, are the kind of people who would have invited you over on a Saturday night to give you a projected slide show of their holiday photos in the 70s.
July 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Influencers on the internet these days, are the kind of people who would have invited you over on a Saturday night to give you a projected slide show of their holiday photos in the 70s.
@laurenlaverne.bsky.social
The Bells YASSSSSSSS!!! *gurns furiosly*
The Bells YASSSSSSSS!!! *gurns furiosly*
May 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@laurenlaverne.bsky.social
The Bells YASSSSSSSS!!! *gurns furiosly*
The Bells YASSSSSSSS!!! *gurns furiosly*
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british fan chat
![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
6
TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
8
TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
9
TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
10
TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
11
TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze@jpeg)
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
british fan chat
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Don't think I'll watch the entire conclave. I'll catch the highlights on Cassock of the Day
May 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't think I'll watch the entire conclave. I'll catch the highlights on Cassock of the Day
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He’s a real threat from deep
April 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
He’s a real threat from deep
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Did you know this???
April 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did you know this???
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BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
December 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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editors of The Atlantic are welcome to visit our galleries but please let us know if you're accidentally in the museum group chat instead
March 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
editors of The Atlantic are welcome to visit our galleries but please let us know if you're accidentally in the museum group chat instead
@sellingamirror.bsky.social Just spotted this belter
March 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
@sellingamirror.bsky.social Just spotted this belter
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Axl Rose has three nephews and one shananananananananananana niece, niece.
March 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Axl Rose has three nephews and one shananananananananananana niece, niece.
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Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!
a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!
It's easier to stay fit, than get fit.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's easier to stay fit, than get fit.
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Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.