davecarmody.bsky.social
@davecarmody.bsky.social
Dallas, TX
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October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy birthday to me! Thanks in advance for all the dirty DMs and pics that will be coming. :)
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
TV shows need to stop expecting me to reach the characters' texts. I can barely read my own.
August 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do not allow any politician who voted for BBB to ever call themselves "Christian" again.
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
March 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lovely.
March 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Maybe we could all fundraiser for a $5M "gold card" for citizenship for Zelenskyy. Then he could run for President of the US.

I know, he can't, but it's a nice dream.
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
February 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If your moral values fluctuate depending on who is kissing your ass, they are neither "moral" nor "values."
February 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The DHS will use polygraphs to question employees about communications with the media or nonprofit organizations in an effort to root out members of the resistance.
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
February 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
February 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Please someone make a meme showing a failed Trump property in Gaza.
February 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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"Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Our struggle is not the struggle of a day, a week, a month, or a year, it is the struggle of a lifetime. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble."
– John Lewis, June 2018
February 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
January 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When they say the quiet part out loud...

FOTUS* yesterday on immigration: "sometimes you can just look at them and know" that they're criminals. Racist much?

*Felon of the US, or F'n Orange Toddler of the US (thanks for that one, Jimmy)
January 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Recorded for posterity today, 1/20/25, at my Tom Thumb in Dallas:

Gas: $2.79/gal
Whole Milk: $3.29/gal ($1.97 for members if you buy 3 or more)
Eggs, large: $4.59/dozen ($3.79 for members)
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This.
January 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM