Dave Brorsen
@davebrorsen.bsky.social
I do the Chemical…
Greyhound Pop
Husband to the most patient wife
I do not suffer fools
Greyhound Pop
Husband to the most patient wife
I do not suffer fools
Welp. Thanks for whatever that was..
My Sunday routine is destroyed now. What am I gonna do now?…go to church?!?
My Sunday routine is destroyed now. What am I gonna do now?…go to church?!?
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Welp. Thanks for whatever that was..
My Sunday routine is destroyed now. What am I gonna do now?…go to church?!?
My Sunday routine is destroyed now. What am I gonna do now?…go to church?!?
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Honestly think This Hour has 22 Minutes is way better than SNL:
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Honestly think This Hour has 22 Minutes is way better than SNL:
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Husband: did you go to the grocery store like you said you would?
Me after not doing it: I have visited the store on multiple occasions this year to pick up varying items for our consumption. The cashier took my money on those occasions and I received food and a time and dated receipt in return.
Me after not doing it: I have visited the store on multiple occasions this year to pick up varying items for our consumption. The cashier took my money on those occasions and I received food and a time and dated receipt in return.
Reporter: You said that that second strike was in full accordance with the law of armed conflict but the Navy's own manual of law of war says that specifically firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime that's forbidden under U.S. Law and the law of armed conflict…
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Husband: did you go to the grocery store like you said you would?
Me after not doing it: I have visited the store on multiple occasions this year to pick up varying items for our consumption. The cashier took my money on those occasions and I received food and a time and dated receipt in return.
Me after not doing it: I have visited the store on multiple occasions this year to pick up varying items for our consumption. The cashier took my money on those occasions and I received food and a time and dated receipt in return.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social crossing my fingers for you!!!
a man in a hat stands in front of a crowd with the words you can do it above him
ALT: a man in a hat stands in front of a crowd with the words you can do it above him
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@aftynbehn.bsky.social crossing my fingers for you!!!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Elk
Orca
Great Blue Heron
Coyote
Alligator
Elk
Orca
Great Blue Heron
Coyote
Alligator
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Elk
Orca
Great Blue Heron
Coyote
Alligator
Elk
Orca
Great Blue Heron
Coyote
Alligator
@profanity.accountant here we go!!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@profanity.accountant here we go!!!
In my personal head canon I like to think that the star in the Illinois graphic on @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social hat in this pic is actually my house, and that is how he remembers to stop by so we can visit a bit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In my personal head canon I like to think that the star in the Illinois graphic on @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social hat in this pic is actually my house, and that is how he remembers to stop by so we can visit a bit.
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Back to back in my feed: video exists of two Venezuelans boat strike survivors struggling in the water being blown up by the US military, and video exists of two Palestinians with their hands up ordered to lie on the ground and being executed by the Israeli military.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Back to back in my feed: video exists of two Venezuelans boat strike survivors struggling in the water being blown up by the US military, and video exists of two Palestinians with their hands up ordered to lie on the ground and being executed by the Israeli military.
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
I hate that this administration makes me think the things that in any other situation, I would’ve made fun of people for thinking….
National Guard shooter was a former CIA operative. The plot thickens. False flag so Stinky can declare Marshall Law?
National Guard shooter was a former CIA operative. The plot thickens. False flag so Stinky can declare Marshall Law?
fark.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hate that this administration makes me think the things that in any other situation, I would’ve made fun of people for thinking….
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A special message from Santa Claus himself!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A special message from Santa Claus himself!!!
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Hegseth responded to Kelly telling the military not to obey illegal orders by . . . illegally ordering the military to investigate Kelly.
apnews.com/article/pent...
apnews.com/article/pent...
Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly for video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says that it is investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona for possible breaches of military law after Kelly joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called for U.S. t...
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hegseth responded to Kelly telling the military not to obey illegal orders by . . . illegally ordering the military to investigate Kelly.
apnews.com/article/pent...
apnews.com/article/pent...
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
Leave it to this fucker to ruin roasting someone!
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Leave it to this fucker to ruin roasting someone!
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Mamdani Trump meeting 2025 TL/DR:
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mamdani Trump meeting 2025 TL/DR:
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What if Mamdani was *too* charming and Trump starts calling him all the time and inviting him to parties at Mar A Lago and he has to go hang out with him constantly because otherwise Trump will nuke NYC.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What if Mamdani was *too* charming and Trump starts calling him all the time and inviting him to parties at Mar A Lago and he has to go hang out with him constantly because otherwise Trump will nuke NYC.
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Stephen Miller is gonna have words with Trump tonight
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stephen Miller is gonna have words with Trump tonight
Doing the people’s work…🙄🙄🙄
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Doing the people’s work…🙄🙄🙄
What. The. actual. Fuck?!?!?!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What. The. actual. Fuck?!?!?!!
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Tonight in 1983, more than 100 million Americans saw multiple thermonuclear weapons destroy Kansas City, Missouri, in “The Day After” on ABC. A.C. Nielsen Company reported that 62 percent of television sets that night were tuned to the film. I watched in my packed college dorm lounge. How about you?
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tonight in 1983, more than 100 million Americans saw multiple thermonuclear weapons destroy Kansas City, Missouri, in “The Day After” on ABC. A.C. Nielsen Company reported that 62 percent of television sets that night were tuned to the film. I watched in my packed college dorm lounge. How about you?
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social and your corporate masters @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social : where is the @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Sickos Santa Xmas sweater?*
Maybe @wardsutton.bsky.social can help persuade you. My cash awaits…
*latest fad
Maybe @wardsutton.bsky.social can help persuade you. My cash awaits…
*latest fad
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social and your corporate masters @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social : where is the @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Sickos Santa Xmas sweater?*
Maybe @wardsutton.bsky.social can help persuade you. My cash awaits…
*latest fad
Maybe @wardsutton.bsky.social can help persuade you. My cash awaits…
*latest fad
I HATE IT HERE v 2.0
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I HATE IT HERE v 2.0