Looks great! Reading the comments I see there's a chance that the hardcopy will be made available internationally; would be awesome if you could make this happen!

It's when it suddenly and loudly ceases to be 1,400 tonnes of explosives that it'll be on the news.

Not something I'd personally say to a big guy with a baseball bat who can afford a top tier lawyer, but maybe that's just me.

It's got some real 'But when she turned round I realised she was a yokai' Japanese ghost story energy.

My grandad, who was in a Churchill tank, told me that they'd once found a German motorbike and sidecar abandoned and took turns driving it round and round in little circles...

True... but also I am very lazy!

I do, 'cos I live in a London flat that doesn't have a garden. I use my spare bedroom with the window wide open while wearing a mask, but it's still probably not a good idea!

Just finished prepping some Warp Miniatures halflings for priming.

I stress way less about parcel deliveries ever since I started adding an extra two days to Evri's given delivery date...

If it looks like their attention's wandering, you can always whip out an emergency Turkey Man, the smelling salts of the miniatures world.

Waves of soldiers going over the top with fixed baguettes.

You'll need an undersea pipeline direct from France for that one.

Like you could find the .exe in all that mess...

If it was a satire about truly awful incels who understand neither probability nor the human body, the FATAL rulebook would be some kind of masterpiece. If I remember correctly, it even manages to squeeze in some racism, anti-semitism and homophobia amongst the general cavalcade of weird misogyny...

This feels like one of those trick questions where it'll turn out to be someone's intestines, 'cos they're 'technically human-made'...