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Dave Anslow
@daveanslow.bsky.social
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Oh it’s so much nicer over here isn’t it? Like getting in a nice hot shower after swimming in ice cold sewage. Liverpool FC, San Francisco 49ers, politics, other stuff.
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He looks like the Navigator’s Head from “The Secret of Monkey Island”
Screen grab from the classic 90’s LucasArts point and click adventure game The Secret of Monkey Island. A game where the protagonist has to overcome comedic incompetence in an effort to become successful. A bit like the Reform Party only more wholesome and not racist.
August 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Looks like the pathetic manbaby dyed his hair to capitulate to Putin. Agent Krasnov.
A photo of a rapist paedophile continuing to distract from his involvement in the Esptein Files by holding a meeting with an international war criminal and he appears to have dyed his hair.
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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YouGov polling can be fun.
A screen grab of an online survey asking what is the most important issue facing the country right now (my answer was right wing populism and the effects of trump on the world economy) and what should be done about it (my answer was fire the fat orange senile stupid fucker into the sun)
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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A quote from Carl Sagan stating that “we live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”
June 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Over to the White House Press Briefing Room for clarification…
Diana from the 1983 TV mini series V at the briefing podium. V was a show about supposedly benign aliens appearing on earth promising wonders and advances but soon becoming evil fascist rulers of the human race.
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I must’ve watched this over a hundred times and still love it as much as I did watching it in the cinema when I was two. One of the most vivid toddler memories I have.
The theatrical poster for The Empire Strikes Back
May 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Fixed it for you 😂
I added “and there was evidence” to the end of the third paragraph stating that she is far more corrupt than the so-called corrupt elite.
March 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I enjoy the occasional doodle, sometimes for money but mostly for fun. Robots can’t have fun.
Commission of a friend’s boss’ house. Gouache on Bristol board. Pencil portrait of a friend and his wife to be. Inktober pen and marker drawing “wander” featuring Strider from the Fellowship of the Ring and the words “not all those who wander are lost” Inktober drawing, pen and marker “Map” featuring one eyed Willy from the Goonies
March 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Barnes says hi
My long haired chihuahua, Barnes
March 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Have you ever been to see chimps at the zoo? Have you noticed that female chimps sit with the little ones and pick nits off each other and are generally mild mannered but the fellas are absolute bellends - sticking fingers up each others arses, kicking off and flinging shit everywhere? Humans share 98.8% DNA with chimps. It kind of makes the news make sense
March 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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You need multiple Labrador puppies
Seven Labrador puppies cuddling up for a sleep
February 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I scribbled this on nightshift last night. They just keep on grifting.
Night shift scribbles of grifters and insecure bellends Trump, Farage, Tate, Musk and Fox. Sewer humans. Plus a caption reading “tonight I’ve drawn bellends” “male insecurity personified”
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Netanyahu and Agent Orange in the White House with a speech bubble from Netanyahu saying “you thick fuck - I can play you like a fiddle” to Resident Dump and a speech bubble full of turds coming from the tangerine man baby.
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Netanyahu and Agent Orange in the White House with a speech bubble from Netanyahu saying “you thick fuck - I can play you like a fiddle” to Resident Dump and a speech bubble full of turds coming from the tangerine man baby.
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Watching V. I’m up to the bit where the fascist aliens take over the tv networks #trump
The opening credits of V. Plus caption saying “watching this for the first time in ages. It’s about aliens that come to Earth pretending to be friendly but are fascists and want to steal the world’s resources & enslave/eat the people. They start by discrediting & brainwashing the scientists. It’s from 1983 but feels very relevant except with aliens instead of arseholes”
February 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Listening to @lewisgoodall.com chat to Farage on LBC on catch up.
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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What a truly excrable piece of filth this creature is
Court artist drawing of the Southport killer Axel Rudakubana scowling in court like the twat he is
January 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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What a world we’re living in. #inauguration
An image of Elon Musk doing a Hitler salute to the crowd. The caption reads “It’s Martin Luther King day. I don’t think his dream was seeing the like of this festering fuck knuckle doing a seig heil”
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Merry Christmas everyone. I got two books from either end of the cultural spectrum and I love them both. #books #art #culture
How to paint in Procreate, and the latest Viz swearing dictionary, Turtleshead Revisited
December 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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Whilst never wishing death or harm to anyone, what if this had turned out differently in 2010
December 12, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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The GCHQ Christmas challenge is a great way to get the grey matter going…
All answers are UK landmarks
December 11, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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If the Derby goes ahead tomorrow, it’s looking like it’ll be a wild one 💨💨💨⚽️ #LFC
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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I spotted this in Llangollen at the weekend. I don’t think it’s a nativity but then again I’m not sure what it is supposed to be. It was in someone’s front garden.
A collection of plastic farm animals (but also camels for some reason) plus an outsized sparrow, in a nativity style setting but with the I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here logo above the arrangement. Below is a small sign stating “Christmas Wreaths for sale - enquire for prices”
December 4, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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#greggwallace #cartoon #mastertwat #masterchef
December 2, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM