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oh my god you type like a tool
February 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
some pajama packing fuckface from the renaissance fair
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
wait
January 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
id say if i had to take an educated guess it was outright goddamn unmannerly
January 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
when i look around all i see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build
December 27, 2024 at 5:13 PM
now no captcha is safe youll have bots signing up for email accounts and duplicating potted plants and shit
December 25, 2024 at 5:26 PM
you hells into wizards like rose?
December 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
hey karkat maybe theres some hope yet maybe its not a total lost cause
December 20, 2024 at 4:04 PM
an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face
December 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i dont want to talk about it
December 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
maybe when it comes down to it our lives werent that different
December 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
this thing has to have some escape pods or something
December 8, 2024 at 6:38 PM
its like a stupid cultural melange after a while that barely makes any sense from either frame of reference
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
shipping grids and dick battles
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
you mean maybe its about anxiety over maintaining my blogs
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 PM
you were just stalling me werent you
November 30, 2024 at 7:43 PM
or maybe it was a guy who rejected you
November 29, 2024 at 5:50 PM
privy to what i flame broil from below
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
pretty cool guy here
November 25, 2024 at 3:19 PM
since you sort of lead the way in making that plan
November 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM
wait hold on rose is finally opening her stupid laptop
November 22, 2024 at 3:23 PM
i think maybe theres been some bogus science in circulation that we been chumped into gettin behind
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
thats what a real friend would do
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM
you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
its the conksuckiest piece of fucking shit that ever still somehow qualified as a boot
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM