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DattyNose
@dattynose.bsky.social
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Dual UK/US citizen, otherwise, all the information is on the task
Please enjoy each skeet equally
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Humpties minutes before disaster
Two humpty dumpty statues sitting on a wall in Colorado springs
August 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Don't look now but the Boys Are Playing Some Ball again
A screenshot of the American League standings, showing first place teams the Detroit Tigers (75-53), Toronto Blue Jays (74-53), Houston Astros (69-57) and wild card teams (Yankees 67-57, Red Sox 68-58, Mariners 68-59) with the chasing Guardians and Royals 2.5 games back
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The initial rage I felt seeing "Worcestershire Sauce" on this bottle before I learned this was for "marketing" reasons, presumably because it's for sale in Kansas City. IT'S NOT WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE THOUGH. I'm fine.
Bottles of Henderson's glorious Relish, branded for US sale as "Henderson's Worcestershire Sauce," an affront to God's own condiment, frankly. The label is orange, and reads "Henderson's Worcestershire Sauce, Sheffield, England, Estd. 1885"
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Amazing. 10/10 @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Screenshot of bluesky user @theferocity stating "I just realized "Frazier" was about a toxic male podcaster" There is then a response from Bebe Neuwirth, "This is what I'm saying!"
July 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Hell yeah #PokemonTCGP
Eevee ex card from Pokemon TCG pocket. Inside the Eevee EX card is each of the Eeveelutions, clockwise from bottom-left: Vaporeon (in the water), Sylveon, Espeon, Glaceon, Leafeon (in the tree), Umbreon, Jolteon (in a storm), and Flareon, with Eevee at the bottom. Each one is drawn in their colour scheme
July 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Going great on the ol twitter
An image showing the #1 topic in the Bluesky Discover tab, "Mechahitler," a reference to Elon's AI turning into a nAzI.
July 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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(spoiler, it was this)
Jason Mantzoukas (the man on the left who looks like Nish Kumar) sits in a cupboard eating a banana. Nish Kumar (the man on the right, who looks like Jason Mantzoukas) stands next to him, wearing Jason's clothes.
June 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's a
A moray eel
June 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I wanted to caption this "cocktus" but this is a palm tree so that would be scientifically inaccurate, and I can't have that.

Anyway.

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June.
A palm tree. It is shaped like a penis
June 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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the edit for this is amazing
Wikipedia edit page "revisions as of 13:55, 15 May 2025 Added birthplace to early life with cn(citation needed) tag in the interest of not putting the tag in the info box (Hey Sam, where are you from?)"
May 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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TIL that the Astros AAA team is called the Space Cowboys.

Motion to name their other minor league teams respectively Gangsters Of Love, Maurices, and Pompatuses
"Houston Astros recalled LHP Colton Gordon from Sugar Land Space Cowboys"
May 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Yooooooo #tcgpocket
A screenshot of the Alolan Vulpix card from the Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket Edition. The Vulpix is all white, and surrounded by a snowy scene with ice patches in a river
May 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I love Clair Obscur and you may have heard that it is somewhat French. How French, @dattynose.bsky.social, I hear you ask.

It is this French:
A screenshot of the video game Clair Obscur. The characters, Lune, Gustave, and Maelle, are dressed in black and white striped shirts and black overalls, and Lune and Gustave are wearing red berets and sunglasses. They are exceedingly French.
May 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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@frozenglitter.bsky.social had this comment. 10/10.
Image of a text saying "how did they seize the fentanyl without dying? I thought if you come within 10 miles of it you immediately pass out"
April 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Trump still take stonks
A picture showing the stock market. It's all red.
April 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Ah a relic from another time when we had such a thing
A sign in San Diego saying "space reserved for 1st amendment speech"
March 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Country's going to hell but at least tacos exist
A taco plate from Coyote Cafe, in San Diego. It is good.
March 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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do do doo doo, do do doo do, do doo do do do do doo do
A picture of a sign for a diner called Tom's
March 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This country might be going completely insane but it sure is pretty
A picture taken at the Arches National Park in Utah
March 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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AI is stupid. @eve6.bsky.social definitely wrote this.

(I looked up this Kenny Chesney song and as far as I can tell, it does not exist lol)
Me asking copilot "did Eve6 write the song closing time" for the bit. Copilot responds that no, it was written by Kenny Chesney in 2002.
February 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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This is for a very niche audience but YOOOOO
A Palkia ex full art card pulled in Pokemon TCG pocket
February 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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wut
December 25, 2024 at 11:18 PM