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MelonJelly → MAGFest
@datslimegirl.craves.food
Robot in human skin. Beepin' and boopin' to vgm, future funk, and outrun
37 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her|they/them
Hungry on main, send foods 🍜
PFP: @jeffharp.bsky.social
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“this would fix me” and it’s just a woman with working executive function
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Finally took my first nude in the new house 😘
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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So I saw a comment on Reddit and had to write an essay about it

"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.

If lesbians make you sad, read this one
It's Miserable In The Egg | Ela Bambust
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December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Welp.

Just had my first. “Went on a great date with a cis man then he ghosted me”

6 months later. Now she texts me

“I’m trans!”
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It has been a long weekend. Saturday morning I headed to the airport with a friend to fly down to Florida and load my gf and her stuff in a U-Haul. 19 hours on the road later and she's here and the truck is unloaded. I am wiped.
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I recall seeing a post going around some months back about ways you can protect your privacy as a streamer or other content creator. Anyone got the link to post?
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Here's a sketch of sailor Jupiter as a fantasy knight I did:

#sailormoon
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Someone finally tied it all together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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now that spotify wrapped is out it's worth reminding people that this friday (december 5th) is bandcamp friday! perfect time to spend your money on the music you'd be streaming anyway to make sure it all goes to your favorite artists :3
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art
PRO WRESTLING
TRY CO 1987
NES
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
She likes to snuggle under the blankets when it gets cold.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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you turn on the tv in the not distant future:
"Hi! We here at Disney+ are saddend to learn about the loss of /your child/ we know how much they loved /Lilo & Stitch/ therefore through the magic of Disney AI we are happy to offer you this new version starring /your child/ at a special low price
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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this is my zootopia
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got the Christmas tree up with my gfs
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Spewpa!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Commission for @devinjl.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Im so so sorry to ask for this i feel terrible for asking for help again but I caught the stomach bug my kid had a few days ago and im suffering hard. if anyone was willing to toss a few bucks my way so I can order food for her (I'm way too sick to eat) it would help me out a ton ko-fi.com/ponycide
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November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Got the Yeztugo 6 month PreP shot this morning. First patient at Hopkins to get it. Feels like I got kicked in the stomach.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM