Ethan
Ethan
@datguyyo.bsky.social
I really f*ckin’ hate that there is no good alternative to YouTube out there.
YouTube to pay $22 million for White House ballroom to settle lawsuit from Trump
YouTube will pay almost $25 million to settle a lawsuit brought by President Trump for suspending his account — most of which will support a planned White House ballroom.
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September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You know which other country punished its citizens after not mourning the death of its leader, North Korea.
September 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You see people, this is actual Government censorship, and it should worry everyone.

nymag.com/intelligence...
Smithsonian Caves, Lets Trump Erase Impeachment to Avoid Tantrum
The revered institution joins a growing list of organizations crumbling under pressure from the White House.
nymag.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing will happen to Trump if he’s implicated in the Epstein files. He’ll just say it’s fake news, and they will believe him.
July 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s only a matter of time before this administration puts a flat-earther or moon landing-denier in charge of NASA, and no one would be shocked if that were to actually happen.
July 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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At this point, I've run out of jokes to use about Action Park, so... an Action Park ad.

Recording date: June 29, 1985.
July 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What it feels like right now.
June 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I miss the days when Netflix was only for renting movies that they would mail to your home and you'd receive a disc that was scratched to a point where you could barely play it fully-through... wait a minute, I don't miss that at all.

Recording date: August 27, 2005
June 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sadly have to bring this out again.
June 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Watch for elected officials calling for investigations into whether or not Joe Biden was a robotic clone during his Presidency.
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My message this Pride Month, and I hate that this has to be said in the year 2025 (even though this clip is from 1983).
June 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The brainwashing from social media may be worse than the brainwashing from cable news because the latter at least had a filter.
May 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Maybe if I say more toxic, vile, and threatening things, then more people will call me a Patriot for some reason.
May 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Today marks our 10th Anniversary. To commemorate this, we have put together this compilation featuring the best of the best, the many commercials we have shared here throughout the past decade that we either really liked or just stood out to us.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEnD...
Ethan's TV Junk Yard's 10th Anniversary Video (The Best of the Best)
YouTube video by Ethan's TV Junk Yard
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May 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Before, you used to be bullied and ostracized for making wakadoo nonsensical conspiracy theories. Now, it appears the tides have turned.
May 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Seriously, why are these kids stalking and harassing this random woman for a product they could have easily purchased themselves at any grocery store?

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Recording date: January 8, 2005
May 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
*checks Wikipedia page for new Pope*

Okay, not happy about his handling of alleged sex abuse allegations, but we’ll see how it goes…
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So, these kids will be stuck with dreck like Cocomelon. Lovely…

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
Department of Education Eliminates Grant for PBS Children’s Shows
www.nytimes.com
May 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am not against removing potentially harmful chemical dyes in our food, but we all know that if this had been proposed under a Democratic administration, some of you would be defending food dyes to the core.
May 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Criminalize making holidays out of puns!
May 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Boy, I sure can’t wait for financially-crippled summer…
May 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Earth Day in New Jersey takes a whole new meaning with unseasonably warm temperatures and the worst wildfires in 20 years.
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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How can anyone have more fun in bed with those nightmare-ish giant moving lips?

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Recording date: January 25, 1985
April 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Well, it was fun having a Pope who wasn’t a total homophobe.
April 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Eric Cartman is to Gen-Z’ers like what Archie Bunker was to Boomers, in that these intentionally-unlikeable characters ended up being misinterpreted as role models.
April 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM