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DFDerp
@datfreakyderp.bsky.social
Mass Effect fanfic author Generally a huge derp when it comes to gaming and life in general Loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and other role playing games
Only in the US are the Dem considered left. Every where else in the world would see them as the center-right party they are.

Maybe this stick figure cartoon can explain it to you.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Those who say illegals don't get due process has never read the Constitution.

Now where in the 5th Amendment does it say citizens, it says person.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
owner of radio stations.

I moved to Jacksonville, FL to find I had 5 local stations with local news only to have 3 different broadcasts.

First Coast News is ABC/NBC. Action News Jax is CBS/FOX and an indie channel, Channel 4 News

This should be happening, ever.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My last two local elections, 2019 and 2023. First unitary works like this. Any candidate that gets over 50% wins. No one get that, it moves to the unitary general in May. First one is in March. Mayor being on the general in 2023 is why the turnout was 1/3rd.
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I got info on my insurance cost for 2026. It's going up roughly $400. This is a low bar HMO plan, it wasn't worth the cost for this year, never mind next.

I also get government assistance on this, which I won't get next year. I can't afford $1200 per month for shitty insurance.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This was the price of TG Lee brand milk for me back in January 2020 and was the price of milk since 2018 where I live in FL.
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The NY Post is like coleslaw and this is what I think of coleslaw.
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Does he need a tissue? Cause I have some for those tears.
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
On Saturday, I bought 4 Amano shrimp to put in my 20 gallon take with ember tetras and cherry barbs. Since adding them, I've only seen 2 at most 3 that were hiding and I could see where or came out and chilled on the filter getting their grub on.
Finally got all 4 out getting their grub.
October 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is what happens when you put houses on lots so small they can't even park in their yard.

Oh, and reason they can't park in their yard, there's well in the front yard instead of being hooked up to the city's water on top of the yard is so small it won't fit a vehicle.
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
September 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Poodle hair, which is what I went with. 88 choices and they all suck so much. The poodle hair is the only one I half way can deal with.

Aramil Aldwir is reporting for duty to kick Solas' ass.
September 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We have Q-tip head hair that is supposed to be an afro.
September 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Between getting EA's code so I could link my EA account to Steam taking a long time, I probably spent close to an hour in the character creation. I was happy with everything until. I got to the FUCKING HAIR! It's so bad.

We have the glam metal rocker from the 1980s hair.
September 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I snagged this from an article about Trump's approval ratings over his signature policies. How are Americans trusting the GOP 2:1 over the Dems on crime when the leader of their party is a FUCKING 34x CONVICTED FELON AND AJUDICATED RAPIST?
September 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
And from Johnny Cash.
September 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Those crazy eyes of Michelle.
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
For Trump's tears.
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Felt like a little kid drinking this. 😍
September 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I got a Lotte Market that opened by my house on Friday. Place has been crazy busy all weekend, but I did manage to go inside and walk around. Ramen selection is top notch until I saw, then I rolled my eyes. I found some honey butter chips from Japan. Really digging those.
September 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The one thing I hate about sport media now days. Now inaccurate it is.

Packers traded Kenny Clark to Dallas, not someone named Kenny Smith. Fucking Yahoo Sports
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I decided to go find one with the ones on the roof. More than a dozen on it.
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
EA fix your hoopty ass launcher. I'm online, how else did I log into your hoopty ass launcher? Because you have ME3 tied being online and being I've not played it in years and updated my CPU, you think I now don't own it.

When it has been on my D drive since 2014 when I bought that drive.
July 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh I would stop, then flip it off.
July 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM