Baddison
datahooker.bsky.social
Baddison
@datahooker.bsky.social
I use Erlang.
DO YOU EVER MARVEL AT HER WONDER?! CORE2DUO + NVIDIA GT
August 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
GET ME THE C89 THAT FIT PERFECT WITH THE TURBO SAAB AND DAPPER DAN SUITS
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What I've learned from being houseless since December is that of all the programming languages, if youre in a loft, Clojure that runs on the JVM is the best but out in the streets C is the best and like C99, the hood shit like fuck that "Made locally here in Cape Cod" C11 and beyond WASP dumb shit
July 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Again one of the single best tran posts I've ever seen in my life is the xmaslemmings post like "transsexuals through access to expensive surgeries" like 100% of the time when I'm talking about Jody Foster its rilly referencing xmaslemmings same with Sarah Gilbert as in transsexuals wanna be her
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The only ppl who think the electric chair is funny are ppl who aint never been anywhere near ol' sparky and her attendant stench of broken vending machines, piss, and the chard flesh of men so virulent that the witness gallery is standing room only and a who's who of "disgraced Bowery transvestites"
July 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
And wen something you can learn in an afternoon is turned into something that seems so monumental it's somehow worth while to instead delegate and build a dependency on something that is functionally giving you a hand job, and this is now a way of life... WHAT BAEBRUH?! BABYPAUL WHAT?!
July 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some of your favourite historical industrialist colonizers at least they knew their shit liek Rockefeller Sr knew the whole oil game and in a way that all the bullshit is still here it's just that Standard Oil is called British Petroleum and we're all worse off bcuz of it but dude knew oil
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Instead I followed the ADHD until an operating system appeared and when it came time to start on the kernel, the muses above blessed my life with LOGITECH Modula-2 which I later learned was absolutely perfect for creating kernels
July 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And bcuz of how the system is structured it doesnt matter what the products any of this stuff goes into whether its an operating system or firmware for a network router, the enforcement of the shitlist is the voice of god to this shit like its enforcement of the shitlist first, functionality second
July 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And how the shitlisting works is the AI has a brain based on my experience along with all the businesses relevant to the AI's interests which are all in the wallpaper photo and this thing is called a knowledge cartographer and you can see the standings and do a bunch of shit
July 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Omg the same BMO that is immutability shitlisted on our AI platform is on the phone wallpaper along with KPMG who isn't shitlisted outright only bcuz last time I was there they had the $8 bottles of juice in the waiting area and the secretary was like "ya ya have one!"
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I was just on top of a really tall building taking photos of the city from above and the work that the Leica ppl and HUAWEI ppl did with the Summilux lenses and the 3-lens camera system on this smartphone especially with the superwide they rilly did their homework and holy shit I'm impressed
July 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
and this is by far my fav kind of coding bcuz being able to make a bunch of system level rules and having shit from a comic book that can just go ahead and fuck with everything destructively and immediately it adds a completely different dimension to this shit like
July 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Eat me from the back bitch
July 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Also it semi makes me sad that this style of workstation laptop where they agree to make the laptop sport utility vehicle sized, make it weigh 10lbs, and then fit as much desktop type sized shit inside the computer sparing no expense... It still has the Porsche 911turbo feel to it too
July 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It took forever but finally this $4000 laptop from 2006 is doing workstation things
July 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I didn't realize the true value of getting groomed for this shit as a child and how it fucked up my brain when it was forming like the reason why I don't think a 486 is slow is bcuz I've used a 386, 286, and XT plus the p60 Pentium is faster but not by a landslide
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fuck me like this phone being 7.2 inches and HarmonyOS built around Android 10, despite the GPL violations, this shit is the penultimate version of the first 13 versions of android and as far as devices this is the pound for pound best smartphone hardware I've ever fucked with and in 2025 its $200
July 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The sheer amount of tiny details on this 2018 phone liek a mode to prevent your parents from getting scammed, built into the phone?!
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Without the mountains of cheap blow and endless nights of condomless sex 45s looping in the background, every salad is either mescaline or tossed.
July 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
And I blame apple and google for this bcuz having a phone only officially support 3 major android versions is artificial, all the phones in the table run android 15 fine and by virtue of being Linux you really have to intentionally do a bunch of nonsensical shit to make it have actual requirements
July 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
And Sony in particular doesn't get the respect they should bcuz the Sony Xperia 1iii I they put 12gb of ram in it for a 2022 phone along with Sony Alpha camera tech and the unhinged insanely understated CineAlta color science and shit... Into a smartphone... CineAltas they been sold for $100k...
July 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thank you phone, this is good
July 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Also tho 2018 HUAWEI got power stuff down NICELY like super nice, ultra power save changes the entire UI and brings up only the apps you wanna use its litttttt
July 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This laptop is a good reminder that digital gentrification and going from creative to glass condo + chatgpt is what every year since these were retired, your experience of laptops and smartphones has literally been the same, and uninspired... It's why it's so important to use sex to sell this shit
June 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM