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DataAngel
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Part-time wolf. Full-time Columbo. They/Them. Asexual, Agender, ADHD, hopelessly monolingual, member of the dead spouse club, older than I act. 1971

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Sr Advisor at the Department of Malicious Compliance
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Share a TV series from the 1960s that you love
Artemus Gordon and James West from The Wild Wild West. They look ridiculous and uncomfortable and for some reason they both have fencing swords
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It's shorter than intended, but at least it's cut!
A white person from the nose up. Clear frame glasses and short rapidly greying dark hair. There is a lot of white at the temple.
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?
A screenshot of my phone's photo gallery. It is solid black. In the center is the text "No pictures or videos"
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Me right now
Art by Liz Climo from the 2025 page a day calendar. A green alligator and red panda are sitting facing each other. The Gator is holding a cellphone. They say "I'm staying off social media. It's part of my new self-care plan. Red asks "cool. What are you doing on your phone then?" Gator (still looking at the phone) says "the other part of my plan. Ordering myself presents"
September 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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My dog is sometimes gorgeous
A black Labrador type dog, tongue out, looking directly at the camera. She's wearing a red harness and is sitting on the ground in front of a beige wall
September 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Got this Friday and kept forgetting to post it
Starbucks order sticker on the side of my cup. Venti iced latte with blond roast. My usual order. Only this time instead of my name they put "werewolf" I love my Starbucks baristas
August 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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One of my cats deeeeeply loves Sucreabeille "We Aim to Misbehave".
Tabby cat on a black keyboard. The cat is belly up and very content. Preventing any work from going on.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Columbo the rumpled detective says "I'm sorry about being untidy. It's something I can't control." Same
July 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Two dogs standing on a city sidewalk. The dog on the left is a black lab type dog. The dog on the right has her tongue way out, panting. She is a long-legged hound mix.
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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ABSOLUTELY NOT. I REFUSE.
A 7-day look ahead for the weather in Baltimore City Maryland. The temps for Monday through Wednesday (June 23 through 25, 2025) are 100 degrees or higher.
June 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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1.2k+ comments is a lot of no ones
Someone named Megan said no one reads bluesky and somehow managed to get 1.2k comments. That's a lot of no ones.
June 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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During a divorce hearing, a man and woman crouch on the floor of a courtroom. A massive pile of beanie babies sits between them as they sort through it, deciding who gets which ones.
June 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The dogwalker got the best picture of Ramona. My skeptical yet hopeful girl.
A dark brown Labrador type dog looking slightly skeptical; her tongue is out. She has a bright red collar and leash and is standing in front of a grassy hill
June 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Fluffy black tuxedo katten (not a kitten but not fully grown) reaching through a chain link fence to swat at the camera
June 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Sorry. I am so, so sorry but I cannot stop seeing this as a cover for a football/soccer romance novel.
Action shot of two football/soccer players that look to be close to colliding. The title is "Half-time" in a bright yellow action-style font. The original post displays above the image. It says "Nothing to separate us at the break" I am sorry honestly
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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White text on a maroon background. It reads May I make my fond excuses for the lateness of the hour, but we accept your invitation, and we bring you Beltane's flower. Lyrics from "Cup of Wonder" by Jethro Tull
May 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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#HappyBoredAlone #Manics
I am bored, I am happy and alone Boredom was always my best friend Cause boredom never really has to end Infinite loyal and sublime It leads me to a higher plane Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind ○ BMG Rights Management James Dean Bradfield, Nick Jones, Sean Moore
April 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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A black and grey tabby cat with a white mouth, chin, bib, and paw. Only her left front leg is visible. The right is curled. Her eyes are greenish yellow, wide open. The pupils are moderately dilated, her whiskers are straight out on both sides. She's just noticed her brother is in the room. Background is computer monitors.
March 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Peter Falk as Columbo from the episode "Try and catch me". He's wearing his trademark raincoat, an off white shirt, and a dark tie. He is standing in front of a white curtain and has his right hand up, palm outward, fingers slightly spread to acknowledge that someone has called to him. There's a caption with part of his line "and full of murders. Because it isn't." at the bottom. "I like my job. Oh I like it a lot and I'm not depressed by it. And I don't think the world is full of criminals and full of murderers, because it isn't."
March 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Owen says hi
A black tuxedo cat sits on a black counter. He's leaning in towards the camera giving him the big head little body look. The toes on all four paws are white. He has a V of white on his chest and a white chin. His whiskers are white and there are small white "freckles" down the middle of his nose, between his eyes. The eyes are greenish yellow with wide, dark pupils. His eyebrow whiskers are black and very hard to see.
March 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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From: Low Productivity Public Sector Worker Here are just five of your accomplishments from last week Drafted, reviewed, and finalized technical documentation for ongoing projects. Updated existing manuals and guides to reflect recent system changes. Collaborated with subject matter experts to ensure accuracy and clarity of content. Conducted quality checks to maintain consistency in formatting and terminology. Organized and archived documentation for easy access and future reference.
March 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I live in a Greek neighborhood with actual Greek people, and ...
February 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Two skeets in a row. Top is a bridge over an interstate that has "who will kill elon" spray painted on it. The second skeet is a quoteskeet. The original is from Trump and says "he who saves his country does not violate any law." I'm just saying it was neat how they lined up.
February 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Peter Falk as Columbo. It's from his first appearance so he's tidy. The trenchcoat hasn't been added yet. His collar is sticking out a little and his tie is loose. He's holding a paper cup and there are three cigars in his pocket
February 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM