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Cross country steez
They/Them
Cross country steez
They/Them
June 23, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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if any baddies wanna take advantage of me (emotionally supporting me until i fall love) im especially vulnerable rn js
June 23, 2023 at 8:06 PM
if any baddies wanna take advantage of me (emotionally supporting me until i fall love) im especially vulnerable rn js
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me as a stand up comedian: what's the deal with cum food?
June 23, 2023 at 7:18 PM
me as a stand up comedian: what's the deal with cum food?
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Exactly this meme
June 23, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Exactly this meme
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moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
June 23, 2023 at 8:09 PM
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
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[first day as a doorman]
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
June 23, 2023 at 8:12 PM
[first day as a doorman]
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
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James Cameron holding a press conference after I accidentally burn to death while attempting to travel back in time to prevent judgment day
June 23, 2023 at 6:33 PM
James Cameron holding a press conference after I accidentally burn to death while attempting to travel back in time to prevent judgment day
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reply guys on twitter: sry you’re sad, you should come give me a blowjob about it haha
reply guys on bsky: i worship you. i have built a shrine to you. i will pay your rent for 6 months. please step all over me
reply guys on bsky: i worship you. i have built a shrine to you. i will pay your rent for 6 months. please step all over me
June 22, 2023 at 7:05 PM
reply guys on twitter: sry you’re sad, you should come give me a blowjob about it haha
reply guys on bsky: i worship you. i have built a shrine to you. i will pay your rent for 6 months. please step all over me
reply guys on bsky: i worship you. i have built a shrine to you. i will pay your rent for 6 months. please step all over me
On that Alaskan cocktail diet
June 23, 2023 at 2:37 PM
On that Alaskan cocktail diet
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“still normie as fuck” I say as I put on the cat ears
June 23, 2023 at 2:17 PM
“still normie as fuck” I say as I put on the cat ears
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Billionaires are so used to breaking rules & getting away with it they forgot that nature enforces her laws with a bit more firmness than humans do
June 23, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Billionaires are so used to breaking rules & getting away with it they forgot that nature enforces her laws with a bit more firmness than humans do
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I have watched a few video animations of the sub imploding now and I think I would have survived by dodging the implosion at the exact right time
June 23, 2023 at 1:08 PM
I have watched a few video animations of the sub imploding now and I think I would have survived by dodging the implosion at the exact right time
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of all the lies Fox News ever told “Elon Musk weighs 187” is the boldest
June 23, 2023 at 1:41 PM
of all the lies Fox News ever told “Elon Musk weighs 187” is the boldest
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blocked someone for saying if you still use twitter you’re pro fascist. My brother in christ bluesky is 99% white right now and I’ve yet to see another puerto rican. new discourse every morning, no nba gifs, nobody uploading entire films in mp4 format. we got some work to do here
June 23, 2023 at 1:21 AM
blocked someone for saying if you still use twitter you’re pro fascist. My brother in christ bluesky is 99% white right now and I’ve yet to see another puerto rican. new discourse every morning, no nba gifs, nobody uploading entire films in mp4 format. we got some work to do here
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They want us to forget which flag he sailed under in the War of 1812
June 23, 2023 at 1:05 PM
They want us to forget which flag he sailed under in the War of 1812
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Fish Fact of the Day. 🧪
The Greenland Shark has the longest lifespan of all vertebrates (estimated to be 250 to 500 years), and as an adaptation to living at depth, it has a high concentration of trimethylamine N-oxide, which makes the meat toxic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
The Greenland Shark has the longest lifespan of all vertebrates (estimated to be 250 to 500 years), and as an adaptation to living at depth, it has a high concentration of trimethylamine N-oxide, which makes the meat toxic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
June 23, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Fish Fact of the Day. 🧪
The Greenland Shark has the longest lifespan of all vertebrates (estimated to be 250 to 500 years), and as an adaptation to living at depth, it has a high concentration of trimethylamine N-oxide, which makes the meat toxic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
The Greenland Shark has the longest lifespan of all vertebrates (estimated to be 250 to 500 years), and as an adaptation to living at depth, it has a high concentration of trimethylamine N-oxide, which makes the meat toxic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
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Going to be the opposite of Twitter and view every thought on Bluesky in the best possible light. If someone says “I like pancakes”, I will think “this person potentially also likes waffles, which are also delicious”
Yes bitch, that is a supportive viewpoint, that’s what we are all talkin bout
Yes bitch, that is a supportive viewpoint, that’s what we are all talkin bout
June 23, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Going to be the opposite of Twitter and view every thought on Bluesky in the best possible light. If someone says “I like pancakes”, I will think “this person potentially also likes waffles, which are also delicious”
Yes bitch, that is a supportive viewpoint, that’s what we are all talkin bout
Yes bitch, that is a supportive viewpoint, that’s what we are all talkin bout
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Local Girl Gets to the Top of What's Hot and Is Too Scared to Ever Post Again: A Memoir
June 22, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Local Girl Gets to the Top of What's Hot and Is Too Scared to Ever Post Again: A Memoir
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June 22, 2023 at 12:23 PM
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