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Jacob (Dasbif)
@dasbif.bsky.social
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A Pokémon master and content creator who flips between quiet listening and an impish grin. I'm a professional mod with a desire to entertain and educate. He/Him
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I may not have ever opened a God Pack, but getting this on my first pull feels like about the same rate. Can anyone do the math on these odds? #PTCGP #Pokemon
TWO immersive Dialga opened in the same Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket pack
January 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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PROUD GAMER. I carefully navigated this game around the Marshadow, which could have revenge killed anything I pulled up early game. I sacrificed Froakie and Tauros, tanking hits, building energy, and poking the Aerodactyl on the bench to a clean win without giving up a third point. #Pokemon #PTCGP
A Pokémon Trading Card Pocket match with a full board of 8 Pokémon. Opponent has two KO points, Dasbif has zero. Both players have 1 or fewer cards left in their deck. Aerodactyl EX is at 10 HP in the Active Spot - Dasbif has Greninja on the bench to clear it with Water Shuriken. All of the opponent's benched Pokémon have 80 HP, Dasbif has Druddigon ready to get its third energy and KO any of them. Dasbif is set up to get two KOs, for 3 points in one turn for the win.
December 23, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Well this is officially the best pack I've gotten to date! #Pokemon #PTCGP
*new* Exeggcute, Mankey, *new* full art Blaine, Bellsprout, and full art Pinsir
December 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Goodbye, whatever-your-name-was-because-the-petpet-lab-ray-changed-it, the ~4500 day old pile of soot!

If you know, you know. Neopets Turmaculus
Neopets Turmaculus "You have awoken the great Turmaculus... AHHHHHH!!!!! Turmaculus ate your petpet! BURP." You are now eligible to use "Turmaculus" as an avatar on the NeoBoards NEW BATTLEDOME CHALLENGER!!! Turmaculus will be waiting for you in the BATTLEDOME!!! Hide your petpets!!!!!
July 29, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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on to Kaizo IronMON attempt #561 with Gyarados

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949342638488825878/1131326708981710959/image.png
Stat tracker for randomized Gyarados. Very low attack, ultra low speed. Mediocre special defense. Amazing HP and Special attack. Absurdly high Defense. Ability is Speed Boost. Attacks are Razor Leaf, Luster Purge, Dizzy Punch, and Sweet Kiss
July 20, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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IronMON Pokemon Challenge:
-No buying items
-No grinding XP
-One PKMN at a time
-Enemy levels 50% higher
-Permadeath, Randomizer
-No leaving gyms/dungeons to go heal

I am continuing attempt #541 tomorrow on Twitch with this VERY interesting Huntail.
IronMON stat tracker for Huntail. Stats are high attack, okay Defense, very high Special Defense, and low speed. Ability is Speed Boost. Attacks are Signal Beam, Mud Shot, Overheat, and Howl.
July 17, 2023 at 8:29 PM