These are all great 👏🏻

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I have to talk about something other than sandwiches

Yes that’s right. I am generally overly self conscious. Also sounds amazing but it’ll take every ounce of my bread experience to make it not terrible I am no Heston Blumenthal

Ooh that is of note I could cut a step from the planned recipe

I say loudly at the self checkout “these guests of mine are going to be thoroughly entertained” a couple of times, including when the member of staff comes to approve the wine

Steve I need 450g of crisps which is a fair amount I figure I can style it out if I also buy several bottles of wine, some hummus, olives, other antipasti and act like I’m going to be entertaining guests

NNEEEEEOOWWN! 🚲

Alex you’re potentially going to bicycle next level oh wow

Non cyclist yet fellow normal person

Please as a non cyclist I need to understand baking the cycling shoes

Lisa please don’t judge in advance maybe this will be the best bread ever conceived and executed also are you aware of this meme

Steve I needed to check something else in order to minimise controversy - should it be actual crisps or are reconstituted potato snacks (for example Pom Bears) acceptable? Note no bias here I have not bought 300g of Pom Bears

You are suggesting I find maybe 2 family packs of salt and shake, I like this

If I’m estimating right it’s like half a packet per slice

This is a great deal of crisps FWIW

More crisps than bread is neat I can work with that

Steve you are a gourmand I need your advice which feels truer to the brief - a loaf with like 30g of crisps in like equivalent to seeds, or a loaf with maybe 300g of crisps reconstituted into a potato paste? Also main thing is going to be ensuring this isn’t salty as all hell

Agh can’t do tomorrow it will have to be belated