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Dan Barrett
@dasbarrett.bsky.social
Hello friend it’s sandwiches alright 🥪
Also baking bread / cakes, learning to make guitar effects pedals, shrine to The Incredible Hulk like a normal person, houseplants, and data 📊
He / Him
These are all great 👏🏻
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I have to talk about something other than sandwiches
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yes that’s right. I am generally overly self conscious. Also sounds amazing but it’ll take every ounce of my bread experience to make it not terrible I am no Heston Blumenthal
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ooh that is of note I could cut a step from the planned recipe
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I say loudly at the self checkout “these guests of mine are going to be thoroughly entertained” a couple of times, including when the member of staff comes to approve the wine
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Steve I need 450g of crisps which is a fair amount I figure I can style it out if I also buy several bottles of wine, some hummus, olives, other antipasti and act like I’m going to be entertaining guests
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
NNEEEEEOOWWN! 🚲
October 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Alex you’re potentially going to bicycle next level oh wow
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Non cyclist yet fellow normal person
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Please as a non cyclist I need to understand baking the cycling shoes
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lisa please don’t judge in advance maybe this will be the best bread ever conceived and executed also are you aware of this meme
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Steve I needed to check something else in order to minimise controversy - should it be actual crisps or are reconstituted potato snacks (for example Pom Bears) acceptable? Note no bias here I have not bought 300g of Pom Bears
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You are suggesting I find maybe 2 family packs of salt and shake, I like this
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If I’m estimating right it’s like half a packet per slice
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is a great deal of crisps FWIW
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
More crisps than bread is neat I can work with that
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Steve you are a gourmand I need your advice which feels truer to the brief - a loaf with like 30g of crisps in like equivalent to seeds, or a loaf with maybe 300g of crisps reconstituted into a potato paste? Also main thing is going to be ensuring this isn’t salty as all hell
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Agh can’t do tomorrow it will have to be belated
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM