🔥Ooh don't make my phone overheat 😂

Well I'd say thank you too, but you made me hungry and now I feel like a whale for eating my whole house lol. That chicken was art 🐔=🎨

He has the most ankle mass of any president in history.

OBAMA NEVER HAD ANKLES!!! AND THE VERY FAKE NEWS COMPRESSION COPPER SOCKS FROM THE INFORMERCIALS DO NOT WORK AT ALL!! THEY'RE MADE BY THE PORTLAND FROGS. IT'S ANKLETIFA!!AND THE RADICAL LEFTIATS SHIT IN MY DIAPER WHILE I WAS SLEEPING! SAD!!!

I actually fucking spit soda. I went to put my phone down and saw it, and now it's covered in diet Dr pepper.

Omg. Perfect.

Your mom is awesome for doing that! That's super cool. These corporations can afford to give out a few meals, considering we pay them corporate welfare. Please thank her for her service. I got Denny's, AND I got to tell a magat to eat shit when he thanked me for my service. Great day 6/7 overall 😉🤣

Oops I'm on step one, but I'm having trouble finding my ovaries.

This Denny's is like a hotbed for racist tension lol. Last time I was there with my ex (she's black) and some lady whispered that we were probably paying with EBT. 😂So what even if we were, cunt? She stared obviously for a while. We kissed, and she moved tables without telling the server and left🤣👩🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

YOU'RE A FUCKING TRAITOR AND YOU NEED TO RESIGN. HISTORY WON'T BE KIND TO YOU. I HOPE ONE DAY I SEE YOU GET TARRED AND FEATHERED IN TOWN SQUARE, YOU FUCKING COWARDLY TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT.

Yes I just ate them plain today. you have to fry them before they're 100% ripe or they get soggy.

They are amazing! Do you ever fry them whole? With crema Salvadoreña or cinnamon. Omg delicious!

Awww. My hair actually grew in straight after it had been wavy my whole life. Then it fell out again and grew back in wavy and a lot less salt and pepper. I'm glad their hair grew back. Sometimes it takes forever and/or it's never the same.

That sounds awesome!

But what is it about people and giving knit caps to people on chemo? I'm like I get it guys, my hair is going to fall out. Thank you for reminding me lol. I feel like you get issued five beanies right at diagnosis. I never wore one because my skin was always on fire during.

Oh my God thank you for reminding me! I'm going straight to Denny's lol. Seriously I'm about to go eat a free grand slam. I mean I already got the combat PTSD, I might as well get the pancakes. Lol 🤣

I mean I have a nightmare before Xmas tattoo so I get it lol. They should just change every holiday to Halloween. You should be able to dress up for every holiday. As long as that holiday is only Halloween cuz it's the only one that doesn't suck other than NYE.

Oh I'll have to check on America's Best. If they're the same price I guess I'll just add to my collection. I'm not trying to be Elton John but at like $13 a pair lol. I could get 6,7 pairs.

Just go to Zenni and buy like 10 pairs for the price of one. And they're good.

I went to her last show. Lasers, smoke and titties everywhere bro. I just can't believe she can still Crip walk at this age.