Micheal Whelan
@darthstupidious.bsky.social
True crime researcher/writer. Baseball nerd that listens to heavy stuff. Host of @unresolved and drummer/producer for Andelana.
The song I posted to my IG notes last night seems ominous...
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The song I posted to my IG notes last night seems ominous...
I just thoroughly cleaned my ears for the first time in like, a year, and I feel like I just got cochlear implants
July 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just thoroughly cleaned my ears for the first time in like, a year, and I feel like I just got cochlear implants
One day I hope to attain the same level of confidence and lack of self-awareness that the average Costco customer has.
July 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
One day I hope to attain the same level of confidence and lack of self-awareness that the average Costco customer has.
Lately, I've been listening the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack with my 4yo a lot. And I've made some startling realizations... which may not be startling, maybe I'm just oblivious and never noticed, but idk hear me out. (1)
July 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Lately, I've been listening the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack with my 4yo a lot. And I've made some startling realizations... which may not be startling, maybe I'm just oblivious and never noticed, but idk hear me out. (1)
Man I can't wait for HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED to die of an ovarian cyst and for all of his dumpy cultists to try and convince us that "rEaL mEn hAvE oVaRiEs!!1!"
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Man I can't wait for HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED to die of an ovarian cyst and for all of his dumpy cultists to try and convince us that "rEaL mEn hAvE oVaRiEs!!1!"
Find you someone that loves you as much as the cast of Great British Baking Show loves the word "buttercream."
March 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Find you someone that loves you as much as the cast of Great British Baking Show loves the word "buttercream."
Who is this guy Billy Rubens and why do the pediatricians keep talking about him???
March 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who is this guy Billy Rubens and why do the pediatricians keep talking about him???
"I love you, Daddy. Not as much as I love Mama, but I still love you."
Kids do say the damnedest things.
Kids do say the damnedest things.
February 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"I love you, Daddy. Not as much as I love Mama, but I still love you."
Kids do say the damnedest things.
Kids do say the damnedest things.
Within hours, I went from having a wonderful Christmas with my family to saying goodbye to my best friend. It's been nearly 48 hours, but I'm still not over it... and I don't think I ever will be.
I love you, Rocky, and I'll miss you.
I love you, Rocky, and I'll miss you.
December 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Within hours, I went from having a wonderful Christmas with my family to saying goodbye to my best friend. It's been nearly 48 hours, but I'm still not over it... and I don't think I ever will be.
I love you, Rocky, and I'll miss you.
I love you, Rocky, and I'll miss you.
