Scott Ramsay
@darthstatto.bsky.social
Scottish. Craft beer, vinyl, movies, retro games and football. He/Him.
How’s the Covid mate?
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
How’s the Covid mate?
Scone should be the Scottish capital then. That’s pronounced Scone, not scone or scone btw.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Scone should be the Scottish capital then. That’s pronounced Scone, not scone or scone btw.
This literally exists.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This literally exists.
USS Voyager, USS Defiant, Klingon Bird of Prey. Top tier ships.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
USS Voyager, USS Defiant, Klingon Bird of Prey. Top tier ships.
They’re not even the good Cheetos. You can’t get them in the UK, the closest option is Wotsits Crunchy. Which, to be fair, are a decent effort.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They’re not even the good Cheetos. You can’t get them in the UK, the closest option is Wotsits Crunchy. Which, to be fair, are a decent effort.
Judicious use of the block/mute function is your friend.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Judicious use of the block/mute function is your friend.
Can’t beat being hungover at work. What a treat.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can’t beat being hungover at work. What a treat.
Thanks, I think I might genuinely send him a letter.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thanks, I think I might genuinely send him a letter.
Anyone know Michael Caine’s address?
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Anyone know Michael Caine’s address?
Deals you only get when you scan the Lidl Plus app, yes.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Deals you only get when you scan the Lidl Plus app, yes.
Wait till you hear about Lidl Plus prices.
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Wait till you hear about Lidl Plus prices.
Prime basically bullied me into paying an extra £3 a month to go ad free. The ads were just too oppressive, I could t handle it. Netflix in comparison are quite soft touch with the ads… for now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Prime basically bullied me into paying an extra £3 a month to go ad free. The ads were just too oppressive, I could t handle it. Netflix in comparison are quite soft touch with the ads… for now.
Sponsor Block extension has your back.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sponsor Block extension has your back.
Those errant commas in the first sentence are making me twitch.
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Those errant commas in the first sentence are making me twitch.
If you can get a hold of ‘The Whole Bloody Affair’ it’s absolutely worth the effort.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you can get a hold of ‘The Whole Bloody Affair’ it’s absolutely worth the effort.
They were so fucking close, but they just had to cram in a shitty, slowed down, breathy cover version. Cunts.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They were so fucking close, but they just had to cram in a shitty, slowed down, breathy cover version. Cunts.
Tesco didn’t switch to barcode scanners until the early to mid 90s.
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tesco didn’t switch to barcode scanners until the early to mid 90s.
I just sicked up in my mouth a bit.
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I just sicked up in my mouth a bit.
Weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvah, funerals, Auschwitz and the gym.
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvah, funerals, Auschwitz and the gym.
Oh god, don’t do that. The poor guy will be mortified in front of everyone when he opens it. 😬
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Oh god, don’t do that. The poor guy will be mortified in front of everyone when he opens it. 😬
Found Kevin Vegan’s burner account.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Found Kevin Vegan’s burner account.