The Official Darth_Sateus™
@darthsateus.bsky.social
Sexually frustrated hellspawn
Narcoleptic Marauder
Chronic dumbass
(Twitter NG+)
Narcoleptic Marauder
Chronic dumbass
(Twitter NG+)
I gotta remember to use this app more so my feed isn’t so milk toast
Like yeah I came here to get away from Twitter crap, but I still need some abysmal dogshit in my life
Like yeah I came here to get away from Twitter crap, but I still need some abysmal dogshit in my life
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I gotta remember to use this app more so my feed isn’t so milk toast
Like yeah I came here to get away from Twitter crap, but I still need some abysmal dogshit in my life
Like yeah I came here to get away from Twitter crap, but I still need some abysmal dogshit in my life
Shut your god damn mouths
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Shut your god damn mouths
I hate it when the romance in a piece of media is so peak it makes me fangirl
December 3, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I hate it when the romance in a piece of media is so peak it makes me fangirl
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November 14, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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INCIDENT 985: JERMA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
(one of my most popular tweeter posts)
(one of my most popular tweeter posts)
October 30, 2024 at 11:39 PM
INCIDENT 985: JERMA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
(one of my most popular tweeter posts)
(one of my most popular tweeter posts)
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Tony used to eat cheeseburgers
October 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Tony used to eat cheeseburgers
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It’s working
They actually think I’m cool
They actually think I’m cool
I keep forgetting how based Darth_Sateus is
I aspire to be like him one day
-Cool sunglasses
-gf
-Untold swagger
I aspire to be like him one day
-Cool sunglasses
-gf
-Untold swagger
October 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
It’s working
They actually think I’m cool
They actually think I’m cool
Since this place is actually tolerable maybe I can get gf to make an acc
October 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Since this place is actually tolerable maybe I can get gf to make an acc
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Look at my dumb boy. His name is Soup.
October 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Look at my dumb boy. His name is Soup.
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October 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 1:51 PM
It’s a new sensation to not be hit with abhorrent dogshit after scrolling past every 10 or so posts
October 21, 2024 at 2:07 AM
It’s a new sensation to not be hit with abhorrent dogshit after scrolling past every 10 or so posts
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child of my enemy why have you come
October 21, 2024 at 1:50 AM
child of my enemy why have you come
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ok algorithm, interest:
-Doom
-Doom
October 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
ok algorithm, interest:
-Doom
-Doom
Guess I’m back to the Reply Guy grind until I hit 1K again
October 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Guess I’m back to the Reply Guy grind until I hit 1K again
So uhhh
Now what…
Now what…
October 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
So uhhh
Now what…
Now what…