science roach
darthroach.bsky.social
science roach
@darthroach.bsky.social
microbiologist specializing in virology and genetics
gonna try to start using this thing I guess to rant about stuff lmao

also pro tip: if you have a job where you have free time and you end up in twitter, just remember, you're getting paid to argue.
April 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i don't think im funny enough for the internet tbh
March 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
back when I was an audio production/sound reinforcement person I'd hit on people by saying something along the lines of "nice cable management ;'-))"
September 27, 2023 at 7:51 AM
this app is so much better than twitter exclusively because I was able to ditch my angry politics persona and just post
September 27, 2023 at 1:46 AM
any time I remember the day my undergrad virology professor told us about Epstein-Barr and how mono tests are done and just how incredibly excited he was to let us know the super weird mechanism it makes me just kinda sit there like :'-)
September 26, 2023 at 10:15 PM
ronnie is my hero
September 20, 2023 at 7:42 PM
remember when people thought that monk seals snorted eels

well it turned out this guy either sneezed or threw up while trying to eat the eel, and now a lot of people think they inhale eels
September 20, 2023 at 3:14 AM
how do the cool kids post on here im new
September 19, 2023 at 4:05 AM