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darthbluesky.bsky.social
going to help out those who want to flee the city any way i can tbh
a uhaul truck with an ancestor of your friend darth the red panda emblazoned on the side the photo is #134 Venture A(cross) America Tennessee Unearthed Creatures Gray Fossil site a red banner proclaims one-way & in-town rentals while a green label says now only $19.95 with an asterisk (In-town) there is also a text box that says DID YOU KNOW... A surprising fossil discovery of an ancient Red Panda species is revealed at only one site in the world. What remains uncovered? Learn about more excavations at uhaul.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
the famous 'let them fight' meme with a screenshot of ken watanabe in godzilla standing outside watching the kaiju fight and saying sagely 'let them fight' but it is just ur friend darth the red panda enjoying the spectacle and saying 'let them fight'
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

"yup, that is me...u are probably wondering how i ended up in this situation..."
an image of a baseball stuck in a wall the wall is two panels of a soft black material the white baseball has made a dent in the wall right at the seam of the two panels below the ball is a thin brown stripe that is the warning track below the warning track is a wider stip of green grass
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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"here is your package with tariffs the amount will be $945"
a cute confused maltipoo dressed in a USPS outfit holding a priority mail box and wearing a cap
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
"not now i am busy"
the ceo of meta wearing a pair of very thick rimmed black smart glasses just enjoying some personal time
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
when u walk confidently into the interview room and then see who the interviewer is
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
ah here
post in response to the uncertain tariff situation with overseas packages: original post: this really did fall by the wayside and yet is in fact fuckin nuts' quote: It's actually a little confusing to me that this is the discourse going around. I have to guess a lot of BlueSky doesn't realize how many Americans don't constantly receive overseas packages and literally haven't noticed any mail-related changes. This is kind of like a reverse-Cracker Barrel thing 2nd post: Not to brag, but I'm one of them. I haven't ordered much, and while of course I think all the tariffs are dumb, the mail thing has zero perceptible effect on me at this point, on a personal level. Even increased costs are hard to tease out from the general inflation right now.
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
hold on just a second here
blue sky screen shot from Bill Kuchman saying "Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin" quote posted by Adam Weinstein saying "Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b) blue sky screen shot from Aaron Rupar saying "Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and had no public events on his calendar today"
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"
jd vance looking shocked at the new tariffs on his dating life
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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scene from the film willy wonka and the chocolate factory (1971) where willy wonka played by gene wilder tells granpa joe "GOOD DAY SIR" except it is ur friend darth the red panda a red panda in a willy wonka floral vest and cravat saying "I AM KEEPING THE ANKYLOSAURUS!"
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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😹
the president of the united states at the UN standing on an escalator suddenly aware the escalator is not actually moving getty images credit: john moore (great shot john!)
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
wait the rapture took only my clothes
your friend darth the red panda left behind sans clothes
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
"it wasn't the AI it was the Wi Fi"
homer simpson wearing an uncharacteristic blue suit and white shirt and tie wearing a pair of thick rimmed black glasses to make him appear awake and superintelligent he is drooling slightly
September 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
the classic 'this makes no sense' meme of darth vader standing in the ocean using a brita filter pitcher to fill a water bottle but instead of darth vader it is your friend darth the red panda a red panda in a darth vader outfit standing in the ocean using a brita filter pitcher to fill a water bottle
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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this is fisher on opening day checking in on the mets
September 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
optiMSTie this is from twitter 2014 lol
darth the red panda a red panda in a darth vader suit riding gamera a giant flying turtle with a young lad as they fly past the tokyo tower
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
two books u say maureen?
a screen shot of apple books with the velvet knife and you are the detective by maureen johnson
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"fawn hall???"
john horgans pup reacting to the news with shock
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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the monorail guy from the simpsons lyle leland wigglesworth lanley a con artist and shyster who sold dubious monorails to several towns including springfield posted here for absolutely no reason
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
looks like there might be something for just about any body here tbh u should apply
screen shot of the Jobs at Bluesky page on the Bluesky web page Open Positions Bluesky is an initiative to transition the social web from platforms to protocols. Join a nimble team developing and driving large-scale adoption of technologies for open and decentralized public conversation. Machine Learning Engineer Senior Software Engineer - Machine Learning Platform Business Intelligence Data Scientist Senior Communications Manager Potato Inspector & Legal Counsel for Dogs* Developer Relations Senior Go Developer - Trust & Safety Platform Weekend & Holidays Jerry* *might not be actual job openings at this time
September 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
if your lower body is not in the shot– no pants
this is just science
your friend darth the red panda a red panda wearing half of a darth vader outfit the other half being no pants
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
trump is just going to keep "inviting" these CEOs to come and kiss his ass at regular intervals because he loves the attention and show of power
and they will just keep showing up
www.wsj.com/politics/tru...
WSJ headline: POLITICS: Tech CEOs Take Turns Praising Trump at White House Dinner Mark Zuckerberg, Sundar Pichai and Sam Altman salute president's leadership on innovation as industry seeks his favor (vomiting sounds in background oh wait that is just me)
September 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
my favorite tbh
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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test
September 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM