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Woke up this morning realizing that I may have over-cheesed my bowels yesterday.😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This mornings cognitive/dexterity challenge—dropping a gummy vitamin on a 4’x6’ multi colored kitchen rug and attempting to find it without getting down on your hands and knees to locate it not realizing that a gummy is capable of bouncing 4’ away. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fun puzzle. Cool picture too. 😀
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just because…😀

“Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed that with the sun's love
In the spring becomes the rose”

Songwriters: Amanda Mcbroom
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My pet fly that I named “Pence” has inherited some of my humanoid traits. He, like me, spends half of his time in the kitchen and half of his time in the bathroom. 😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It sucks when my medium-term memory fails and I forget how miserable I was from overeating 20 hours ago and I load up a plate with leftovers and do the same thing again today. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have a lot to be thankful for this year. Those that know me understand. Happy Thanksgiving to all. ❤️😀❤️
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s stunning how much snot can be expelled from a single nostril. 😂😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I remember why I quit getting flu shots. Dr. talked me into getting one and I woke up feeling like something a coyote ate and shit over a cliff. 😩
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“I've met with Bill Clinton many times. Never liked him... never trusted him. He always left a bad taste in my mouth." --Trump
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Neighbor lady friend found her grandpas(?) Navy uniform in her uncles closet so her 7 year old daughter is wearing it to school in honor of all veterans today. Pretty cool. ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tried some disc golf for the first time in a year. Gonna be awhile before the old muscles are loose and functioning correctly again. Felt good to get out.😀
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Out bicycling today and a black cat crossed in front of me. I swerved and rode into a place having a yard sale, couldn’t stop and crashed into a mirror set up under a ladder leaning against the house. Bad Luck? I’m screwed. 😂
(The black cat part is true) 😀
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rode out and played on the trails at Hellsgate State Park. 🚴😀🚴
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cold, rainy days are a good time to clean out desk drawers that are long overdue. I’m hoping I won’t be needing my Canon Powershot Digital Camera instruction manual from 2010. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A few pics from my ride yesterday. 🚴🚴
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’ve accomplished all of the goals I set biking this year. Today I went for a ride not because I had to, but because I wanted to. 😀
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Memories…It was simply a cardboard box. The 2’x6’ box that mom and dad’s new console stereo came in. But to us it was a race car…and an airplane…and a spaceship. All taking us on adventures that grownups could never understand. Our imaginations could take us anywhere. 😀
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A new yearly record. 😀🚴😀
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m not much into predicting the future, but I predict this store bought Chinese food I’m eating is gonna make me violently ill. 😂
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’d like to thank “Inspector 39” for confirming the new oven mitt I bought from Walmart passed the required tests. Thank you. 😀
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM