Darren Kaplan
@darrenkaplan.bsky.social
Attorney--class actions and mass torts, maker of dumb jokes, and, occasionally, astute observations.
When you're so deep in it you think being known as one of Trump's closest allies is a GOOD thing. In a blue state.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When you're so deep in it you think being known as one of Trump's closest allies is a GOOD thing. In a blue state.
Stand back I've got this! This man needs bear roadkill immediately!
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stand back I've got this! This man needs bear roadkill immediately!
I'm sure that sounded better in the original German.
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm sure that sounded better in the original German.
In fairness, Christine Todd Whitman was elected Governor back when Republicans were sane, so it feels like ancient history.
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In fairness, Christine Todd Whitman was elected Governor back when Republicans were sane, so it feels like ancient history.
This would be a pretty compelling exhibit for an involuntary hospitalization proceeding as well.
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This would be a pretty compelling exhibit for an involuntary hospitalization proceeding as well.
I'm so mad Joe Biden did this.
October 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm so mad Joe Biden did this.
OK, but the rewards points on the Antifa-branded Visa card are pretty generous and it has a very low introductory rate for balance transfers.
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
OK, but the rewards points on the Antifa-branded Visa card are pretty generous and it has a very low introductory rate for balance transfers.
I'm claiming his post for Spain.
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm claiming his post for Spain.