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Chancer On A Bike
@darrenhayes.bsky.social
Nottingham to SW France, not the moon and back (geddit?)
It's strange where life takes you.

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The bsky account @ChancerOnABike is dead - forgot the login 🤦‍♂️
I can imagine this being you @karlonsea.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sorted! I reckon another set of hooks and i’ll get another up there
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
#NewBikeDay
Son’s birthday and christmas present has turned up. I’m really excited for him.

Worried it’s a bit big tho.

The Mrs is going to go spare tho, so much bubble wrap (i can rival Tom Baker’s scarf with it tho)

& sooo many bikes 😬
(Now 13).
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
France already has one
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yes of course i’d like to give 940 of your mates access to my emails and calendar microsoft…

Another reason i need to finish binning this off
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I confirm, with Llama for reference
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not sure what was happening last night, thousands of birds gathered in the trees having a party at the airport.

My wife said she’s seen the same earlier in the evening near home
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Having a swift half waiting for my never on time spanish mate, picked up a copy of @leftlion.bsky.social

The folks of Notts still doing me proud 😀
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
First proper pint since the summer after taking mum to a burn the catholic “celebration”
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What a fantastic evening in the PMU.
Richard: 74 yrs old
“What’s your favourite music? “
Techno!

Lived in Berlin in 1990

7 sisters, London for 2 years.

Lovely guy
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reggae Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Went to a fish restaurant, some great fishy pun art on the walls
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
At the Toulouse vs Rennes match with Etienne.
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Only the last 18months as archived the phone off
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Last club ride of the season this morning. Season closure celebrated with an apero, comme d’hab.

For once i wasn’t the last to leave!

@cyclingpodcast.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Another day in the Pyrénées. 3 of us decided to chip off work & avoid the rain in Toulouse

Another route ticked off from @petercossins.bsky.social Book. Today Ariege, from St Girons over Portet d’Aspet but we added Col de Menté for some extra leg pain. Recovery pints in Aspet to fuel the last 35km.
October 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lunch arrived! An XL burrito

Will save some for later as a pre-pub snack
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Stunning colours in the Pyrenees today. Followed @petercossins.bsky.social from his Pyrenees Cycling book, route Ariège 7 - Col de Chiola and Pradel from Ax les Thermes.
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We Don’t Know Ourselves - a personal history of. ireland. Fintan O’Tool

Vraiment superbe
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Ran out of cleaning vinegar

my 13yo son pulled me up
“It’s vinaigre ménager not a ménager »

I looks in the cupboard « yep you’re right »

My wife said « it means something you have to be careful with when to add the a »

Yeah, well it’s acid innit!
Made her laugh anyway
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A shorter spin this morning visiting Saubens cycling club. They had someone MCing and DJing at the base which left me with Blondie’s Call Me as an ear worm for the next 75km.

Some sossage at the refuelling station then the Chouquette (Choux pastry) climb
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A moon on a stick you say?
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I was suffering around here
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
85km ride with group 2 of the club this morn out to another club. Was struggling to hold wheels at 37-40kph on the flat. Just don’t have the motor.

Legs are a bit sore now too

S
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM