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Darn Auld Draper
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · Feb 11
Took this years ago at the Fascism Factory (Ford). Seems even more appropriate now.
#USA
#OldGlory
A discarded and dirty American flag unceremoniously shoved behind pipes affixed to a cracked wall.
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ahbseen.bsky.social
They didn’t disperse. Change is coming.
July 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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literaryfey.bsky.social
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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amuse.bsky.social
The "difference between law enforcement and an antifa protestor" is that I'm not paying the protestor's salary and empowering them with a legal monopoly on physical and lethal force in my name.

I hate that so many people pretend to be confused about that.
June 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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alariko.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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denverprotests.bsky.social
Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
An ACAB street art piece. There are three pig heads in a row with text above and below them. They are depicted wearing green gaiter masks. The middle one has on an ICE baseball cap. The text reads "you can cover your faces. We can still tell you're pigs." Pigs is emphasized with red paint that is dripping down the wall to mimic blood.
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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hanolliver.bsky.social
it's my birthday today! 🌹 I'd be grateful if you shared my art as a gift to me 🫶
digital painting of an Asian woman with dark curly hair and enormous faux black wings who's holding a sword and sitting against a red backdrop in a white gown with flowers digital painting of a woman with coiffed blonde hair curling around her shoulders looking off to the distance in profile; done in loose gestural strokes against a green background. digital painting of four women with dark hair in various styled white dresses, looking off into the distance. it's dark at night and they're in front of a large building. digital painting of a woman with very bright red hair in waves around her face, wearing a voluminous fur coat and leaning forward with her hand to her face. pearls drip around her neck and hands. she's seated on a fancy stool and there's a column behind her and also movement to suggest other people.
June 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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alicewinterland.com
@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted
June 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.
June 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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rwlatstetter.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.
May 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?” Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer” Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes. Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow. Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat. Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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tomatograndpa.bsky.social
Folks it is 2025 and tiktok just showed me a Gundam AMV set to Cake's "The Distance." Maybe the kids really *are* all right.
May 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
A series of text messages: Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds it's like feminist stripping like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word they wear corsets and tophats and shit A: Burlesque
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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infinata.bsky.social
Simpsons screen shot, Homer on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. He looks irate and says (via subtitles) I TOLD YOU. MY BABY BEAT ME UP.
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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andreadevon.bsky.social
😂 BREAKING: Tacos deported from Mar-a-Lago menu.
#Satire #Pinks
May 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
none of this would have happened if we disallowed the rename to Syfy
May 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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theonion.com
U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders
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“Then how are they supposed to make more royals?” Terry Olmstead, Bread Braider
May 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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karlykingsley.bsky.social
Stop surrendering in your posts. No more “America is done” or “America is cooked” talk. From now on, make it unmistakeable: F* this. Nope. We don’t do this here. Absolutely NOT. Those are the captions. Use them.
April 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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jesncin.bsky.social
Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids "Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade" cover
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM