Darlin’ Darla
@darlindarla.bsky.social
Hey! Thanks for poppin’ by. Trying to find my social media legs after a break. This is where we come to share our deepest darkest secrets, right? You first. @Darlainky on Twitter. I’m still good people ✌🏼
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Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
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Leonardo Dicaprio is 50 years old now, and so are 3 of his girlfriends if you add their ages together
November 15, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Leonardo Dicaprio is 50 years old now, and so are 3 of his girlfriends if you add their ages together
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*Cleans out purse and finds another purse*
November 15, 2024 at 7:18 PM
*Cleans out purse and finds another purse*
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Kids got me a coffee mug that reads, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood”
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Kids got me a coffee mug that reads, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood”
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*Being murdered*
"Well at least I don't have to live through the next four years"
"Well at least I don't have to live through the next four years"
November 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
*Being murdered*
"Well at least I don't have to live through the next four years"
"Well at least I don't have to live through the next four years"
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That I had pizza leftovers was itself a victory.
November 14, 2024 at 9:04 PM
That I had pizza leftovers was itself a victory.
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It's the least I can do, I said, not doing it.
May 19, 2024 at 12:41 PM
It's the least I can do, I said, not doing it.
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I keep forgetting I have this app, and I'll prolly forget again.
See you when I next remember.
See you when I next remember.
May 20, 2024 at 12:21 PM
I keep forgetting I have this app, and I'll prolly forget again.
See you when I next remember.
See you when I next remember.
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Remember learning about the Roman emperor who appointed his horse to be a senator or whatever? That is this.
November 13, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Remember learning about the Roman emperor who appointed his horse to be a senator or whatever? That is this.
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I’m not gaining weight, I’m ’being the bigger person’.
November 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I’m not gaining weight, I’m ’being the bigger person’.
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Remember when we were all bonded by our hate for Joffrey? Those were the days.
August 21, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Remember when we were all bonded by our hate for Joffrey? Those were the days.
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Day 14,235 of not using trigonometry
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Day 14,235 of not using trigonometry
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Already posting typos. Feels like home.
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Already posting typos. Feels like home.
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How it feels reconnecting with Twitter mutuals
November 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
How it feels reconnecting with Twitter mutuals
I’ve been made aware that many are abandoning Twitter and new here. Welcome and here’s to nothing but blue skies for us all💙
November 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I’ve been made aware that many are abandoning Twitter and new here. Welcome and here’s to nothing but blue skies for us all💙
I don’t need your gift card sale or 20% off my purchase. I got an unpaid day off work, I need extra lives on my phone games.
November 24, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I don’t need your gift card sale or 20% off my purchase. I got an unpaid day off work, I need extra lives on my phone games.
I got my first tattoos!
#firsttattoo #handtatts #dontworrybehappy
#firsttattoo #handtatts #dontworrybehappy
September 11, 2023 at 4:57 PM
I got my first tattoos!
#firsttattoo #handtatts #dontworrybehappy
#firsttattoo #handtatts #dontworrybehappy
I’m not above dating someone for their package. Their NFL Sunday Ticket package.
August 30, 2023 at 12:45 AM
I’m not above dating someone for their package. Their NFL Sunday Ticket package.
I was self-employed for over 20 years, I have a boss now. At least he tries.
August 23, 2023 at 2:16 PM
I was self-employed for over 20 years, I have a boss now. At least he tries.
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I haven't changed. It's the squirrels that have changed.
August 21, 2023 at 12:13 PM
I haven't changed. It's the squirrels that have changed.
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Live, laugh, leave them emotionally devastated.
August 17, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Live, laugh, leave them emotionally devastated.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like my soulmate is me.
August 17, 2023 at 2:28 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like my soulmate is me.
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Remember, you can do anything you put your mind to as long as it’s not too difficult, expensive, time consuming, or forces you to move.
August 17, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Remember, you can do anything you put your mind to as long as it’s not too difficult, expensive, time consuming, or forces you to move.
I have a coworker that I share a workspace with and we’ve recently had mice around, so I store my Special K cereal in the microwave. This coworker proceeds to argue with me that mice can get in microwaves, closed microwaves. So yeah, what stupid argument have you been right about this week?
August 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
I have a coworker that I share a workspace with and we’ve recently had mice around, so I store my Special K cereal in the microwave. This coworker proceeds to argue with me that mice can get in microwaves, closed microwaves. So yeah, what stupid argument have you been right about this week?