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Darlando
@darlando.bsky.social
Mango butter personified. I’m a bad bitch AND I be dat N***A too. #fafo
Nothing really ends. I am my mothers’ son. #iykyk
September 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
#cowboycartertour
#washingtondc
#beyonce
After the beyonce bowl my mom said she wanted to go. She fought her way through cancer and we got her there!
July 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I do not and will not ever profess to be a child of a “God” I don’t believe in. But what I CAN tell you, is the muthafucka running all this shit, SHE sees ME and SHE always works it out on my behalf. I have a trail of receipts.
#dontdome #doright
July 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
happy birthday to me
June 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I would be KILLING THIS today.
I was born in the wrong time 😭😭
Which one is your choice?

I'm going pink panther all the way.
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Not my home but I would know my way around.
March 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
All yall had to do was vote for the smart credentialed qualified vetted and proven beautiful black lady. But NOOOO and now here we fucking are.
February 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Orgasmic.
February 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
February 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Box seats at the #opera wirh mom.
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
February 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
cool
This is super cool.

I should have made more of an effort to visit during the winter months instead of always going during the spring and summer ⛸️
Oh wow... they have an ice skating trail in Toronto!

Who wants to go? ❄️⛸️

📽️getlostwebsite
Colonel Samuel Smith Park Skate Trail
February 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
random: do some of yall ever think your mom might come across your x feed somehow? or one of your friends kids? it’s wild out here.
https://kids.it’s
February 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Whoo lawd
Okay. We may have found some halfway decent messaging! Let’s go.
Former RNC Chair Michael Steele:

“They got your data, DUMBASS! They got all your stuff. Elon Musk has his tentacles in EVERYTHING you’re doing! Nobody seems to give a damn. I want somebody to show that they care enough to get off their FAT ASS and say something about it!”
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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*giggle*
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February 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sigh.
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM