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Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men. He looks very serious. The image is captioned “Bot or mental illness, call it.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Cute brown dog doing a blep while wearing a chef’s hat and standing, resting its paws on a kitchen counter. On the counter is a bowl with eggs, a whisk, and other ingredients. The image is captioned TIME TO MAKE WOOFLES
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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@bsky.app @jay.bsky.team super serious website you have here
Bluesky post censored as misleading that reads “Adolf hitler led the German nazi party during and leading up to wwii, during which time he committed the holocaust by having millions of people murdered in camps, and that was bad” underneath there is a disclaimer from Bluesky reading “This user is suspected of being part of a terrorist organization called Antifa. Please report any suspicious behavior.”
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Great guy
Dogshit shaped like a human that they called Charlie Kirk proudly doing a white power symbol / salute on camera. Because he’s a nazi piece of shit
September 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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A’Ja looking like a logo 😍
A’Ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces blocking the shot of Dearica Hamby of the Los Angeles Sparks and looking absolutely iconic doing so
September 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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You’re really telling on yourself with this bullshit
SpongeBob meme of Patrick’s hand holding a red ball captioned: “You dropped your nose you fucking clown”
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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His life only had value as a racist, misogynistic, rabid transphobe. Fuck that guy.
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other god-given rights” - Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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lol how about no
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other god-given rights” - Charlie Kirk 2023
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Option C fuck you
Still shot of Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men. Anton, known for forcing his victims to gamble their lives on a coin flip, asks “Bot or mental illness, call it”
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Surprise surprise replies disabled by a dipshit who says LLMs are not fundamentally flawed it’s just that you aren’t good at AI

“Pretty intensive research” lmaoooooo
SpongeBob meme of Patrick holding a red ball captioned “You dropped your nose you fucking clown”
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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You wear this hat dawg lol you’re not a serious person
Man with grey hair wearing a hideous pinstriped fedora with a massive skull embellishment, because he’s a tasteless clown
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Agent Dale Cooper in a bathrobe, holding a small tape recorder and looking haggard, says “what’s the point of anything, Diane?”
August 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Hey everyone following @seanofthesea.bsky.social just thought you might like to know you follow a pedophile creep
Pedophile creep Sean “Green Revolution” Morgan claiming that underage teenage girls aren’t children, because he’s a pedophile creep
August 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Over and over

This bitch tries to act superior, gets owned, and then blocks people when he doesn’t have a response 😂
Thomas Chatterton Williams getting absolutely owned
August 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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SpongeBob meme of Patrick’s hand holding a clown nose Caption reads: You dropped your nose you fucking clown
August 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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ngl this is one of my proudest moments on bluesky
Screenshot showing some AI slob loser blocked me. I love it with my whole heart.
August 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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lol
A grey humanoid figure with the face of Thomas the tank engine face and an exposed bubble butt lays on their stomach and gives the camera a sultry look over their shoulder
August 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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I am personally not surprised that it doesn’t know about handwashing
Greasy uglier than sin Alt right transphobe charlie kirk
July 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Grown men just having to cheer for bad guys but never calling them on being shitty humans is fucking wild

Well, grown is probably the wrong description for Jeff.

I love sports with my whole being, but so so many sports fans are such garbage
Coward and shitty sports fan Jeff Lazarus being a shitty human
July 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Since this dude Jeff Lazarus is a coward and blocked me…

A homophobe + rapist double!

I’m an LA native and lifelong Laker fan. Kobe’s rookie year was my first of NBA fandom. My first jersey. My idol as a kid.

Wasn’t hard to disown my fandom of a rapist, being an adult and all.
Coward and shitty sports fan Jeff Lazarus being a shitty human
July 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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You post shit like this but I’m the idiot?

Ok boomer clown. Keep thinking your corny fucking posts have any bearing on reality
Repost of a corny boomer meme that ignores reality, because the poster lives in a fantasy world where they aren’t an idiot
July 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Oh sweetie, it must be rough going through life being so fucking stupid

Fox News is the name of the program. “Fox” could refer to a ton of sports, business, or local programming.

Not calling things what they are is nonsense, and repeating dumb shit doesn’t make it any less dumb.
SpongeBob meme. Closeup of Patrick’s hand holding a red ball, captioned “you dropped your nose you fucking clown”
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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“It was just debate which, clearly, you can’t handle”

Incredible for someone who is so desperate to sound smart to struggle this badly with basic punctuation

please tell us more about your powerful debate skills, master of language
Skeet roasting someone who can’t write good. Been posted a few times but they won’t go away
June 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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“It was just debate which, clearly, you can’t handle”

Incredible for someone who is so desperate to sound smart to struggle this badly with basic punctuation

please tell us more about your powerful debate skills, master of language
Roasting a loser because they can’t use punctuation
June 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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“It was just debate which, clearly, you can’t handle”

Incredible for someone who is so desperate to sound smart to struggle this badly with basic punctuation

please tell us more about your powerful debate skills, master of language
Dumb person acting pedantic while ironically struggling with elementary school language skills
June 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM