Dark Satellites
@darksatellites.bsky.social
I am on my second one right now
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am on my second one right now
Is he an AI hallucination?
July 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is he an AI hallucination?
Sounds like Spanish
June 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sounds like Spanish
Remembering some guys today
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Remembering some guys today
Let's hope it's not actually this one though
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Let's hope it's not actually this one though
January 20 2025 - ?????
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
January 20 2025 - ?????
January 20 2021 - January 20 2025
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
January 20 2021 - January 20 2025
January 20 2017 - January 20 2021
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
January 20 2017 - January 20 2021
Was tempted to like, but
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Was tempted to like, but
I looked at twitter this weekend and then immediately closed it
November 5, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I looked at twitter this weekend and then immediately closed it
I looked at twitter today and
November 3, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I looked at twitter today and
Keep your corners clear
October 27, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Keep your corners clear
Why does the background look like an Elder album cover
July 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Why does the background look like an Elder album cover
Me: (eating peanut butter straight from the jar at the birth of my child)
Nurse: congratulations, what do you want to name him?
Me:
Nurse: congratulations, what do you want to name him?
Me:
April 27, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Me: (eating peanut butter straight from the jar at the birth of my child)
Nurse: congratulations, what do you want to name him?
Me:
Nurse: congratulations, what do you want to name him?
Me:
This guy is working on it
February 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
This guy is working on it
QuikTrip blesses us also
February 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
QuikTrip blesses us also
The autocorrect of a Chiefs fan
November 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM
The autocorrect of a Chiefs fan