Lauren M. Seyler, Ph.D.
@darkmicrobio.bsky.social
Biogeochemist, microbial ecologist, sea wolf, bog witch, granddaughter of a devil, vegan-ish ecocentrist goth cottagecore punk. she/her 🖤❤️
“I’m wearing lipstick here, c’mon let’s go!” - me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“I’m wearing lipstick here, c’mon let’s go!” - me flirting
I took my new dress to the movies. We saw Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, naturally.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I took my new dress to the movies. We saw Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, naturally.
I call this horror punk pole, aka it was too cold in the studio to take off my jacket
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I call this horror punk pole, aka it was too cold in the studio to take off my jacket
“Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.”
Idk I just feel pretty today. Like, stupendously pretty. Preposterously pretty.
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Idk I just feel pretty today. Like, stupendously pretty. Preposterously pretty.
Plant-based meatloaf, mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy, roasted butternut squash, and roasted carrots with fresh mint 🖤❤️
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Plant-based meatloaf, mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy, roasted butternut squash, and roasted carrots with fresh mint 🖤❤️
Fill your life with people you can share weird bits with
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fill your life with people you can share weird bits with
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
The horrors persist but so do I
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The horrors persist but so do I
Not for nothing but my outfit today was real cute
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not for nothing but my outfit today was real cute
It’s the little things that get us through troubled times
October 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s the little things that get us through troubled times
Bog out or log out
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bog out or log out
Today a student brought me some fish bones that they found, and I felt so seen. Yes children, bring your bone offerings to the Pine Witch.
September 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Today a student brought me some fish bones that they found, and I felt so seen. Yes children, bring your bone offerings to the Pine Witch.
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This vegan ginger peach crisp fragranced with angostura bitters and vanilla is pretty great
September 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This vegan ginger peach crisp fragranced with angostura bitters and vanilla is pretty great
Was going for Stevie Nicks but I think I look more like Jimmy Page
September 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Was going for Stevie Nicks but I think I look more like Jimmy Page
I’m challenging myself to make more meals that are completely vegan. Tonight we’re having homemade falafel, couscous, sautéed collard greens, and a mixed bean salad, with a vegan cheesecake for dessert.
August 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m challenging myself to make more meals that are completely vegan. Tonight we’re having homemade falafel, couscous, sautéed collard greens, and a mixed bean salad, with a vegan cheesecake for dessert.
For dessert there’s nothing like a chocolate soufflé made with eggs from our very own chickens
August 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
For dessert there’s nothing like a chocolate soufflé made with eggs from our very own chickens
A bumper crop of tomatoes from our garden calls for fresh marinara and pizza crust from scratch
August 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A bumper crop of tomatoes from our garden calls for fresh marinara and pizza crust from scratch
The tough part about sharing something you love with someone who ends up hurting you is that now that thing is forever associated with them, even in some small way.
Oh well. I’m going to die one day, might as well get my heart cracked a little now and then.
Oh well. I’m going to die one day, might as well get my heart cracked a little now and then.
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The tough part about sharing something you love with someone who ends up hurting you is that now that thing is forever associated with them, even in some small way.
Oh well. I’m going to die one day, might as well get my heart cracked a little now and then.
Oh well. I’m going to die one day, might as well get my heart cracked a little now and then.
My hometown’s flag is pretty good imo
August 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My hometown’s flag is pretty good imo
Say it with me y’all… SPACE BUNS
August 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Say it with me y’all… SPACE BUNS
The Green Knight - Masculinity is a construct. A horrible, horrible construct. Also can we have more medieval horror? I feel like we could use some more medieval horror.
August 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Green Knight - Masculinity is a construct. A horrible, horrible construct. Also can we have more medieval horror? I feel like we could use some more medieval horror.