I uhhhh I didn't read this as intended the first time through. Mostly because it reminded me of this
(But you're right though)

I feel that. I had a similar day. Told myself a similar thing too and also struggled to see past it. I also tell myself "if anybody is looking at you as closely as you do, they are WAY too close."

"Pay me for having a powerful ass" -you

I'm trying to at least get them to organize their ,allegedly decent, coworkers against their prison's contract with 🧊 but they're a chicken. Nothing decent here, bucko.

*turns phone brightness up to see*
*doesn't regret it*

Ouch
My flesh and my feelings

They do like to go out for a frolic in the fields sometimes

This is, so far, my fav way to use up leftover yarn