This world seems to have entered its fourth or fifth "Black Friday," and I find the lack of additional darkness somewhat concerning.

Ahhh Pioneer Square. The stench reminds me of my orc pens. I very much enjoy this area. #DarkLordThoughts #TouristSpot

You threw a child from a window? And they say I am evil. Still, it’s a good start. #DarkLordThoughts #AGOTfirstWatch

It was recommended I partake of a show entitled Game of Thrones. While not one for comedy, I find this refreshingly hilarious. #DarkLordThoughts #Comedy

I find the old man Logan Roy to be a kindred soul. He has the right idea of power, but where are his necromantic pacts and enchanted beasts? A true ruler needs more than sharp words. #Succession #DarkLordLessons

Ah, family betrayal! Now that's something I can get behind. But in my world, betrayal ends in the oubliette, not the boardroom. #Succession #EvilEmpireProblems

Who is this Alexa and why does she demand my obedience? I do not recognize her rank. Blasted disembodied voice #insubordinategadgets #whoisalexa

Why do the little people in stripes keep stopping the football game. Someone needs to rip off an arm and beat them. #darklord #thoughs #hastag #football

This game of football is ridiculous. When I am your overlord the ball will have spikes and failing teams will lose their heads.

I was one of the greatest necromancer my world ever knew. How dare the doctor call this a mental episodes. #darklord