Everyone had the same thoughts. "We're increasing our monthly subscription, pay it or your parents die forever" or "Here's our cheaper tier, where every now and then your dead mother gives you an advertisement."

Okay, this made me smile.

I have a couple questions then. First, did you find out Landon Thomas did that when the rest of us did? If so, how are you so sure there aren't more? Second, if there was another, why wouldn't you be asking us to exclude that one like you are with this first one?

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

Ah so the “cultivate as many weirdos, cranks, and people with oppositional defiance disorder into a political coalition” strategy is going well, I see.

"I don't drink much water, and I rarely change my socks." -JD Vance's contrarian ass trying to look insightful

Brilyn Hollyhand? What's his story? Half-elf druid?

The French could never invent this cigarette because it has a filter.

It's common knowledge, like all the junk Christianity lifted from Mithraism. So it won't be shocking that these guys lift a lot of stuff right back from Christianity. You meet them and they're mostly just disaffected Christians, white supremacists, or new age woo types.

This might be more in Scary Door territory.

None of these guys are in a position to be making fun of anyone else's marriage.

How did you write this without talking about Shin Godzilla or the Tohoku triple disaster?