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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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darkk @darkk.uk · Sep 11
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Transformers x Hot Wheels collab
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the guards in skyrim when i trap them in a lake:
Ough. Urgh. Urgh. Urgh. Oof. Augh. Argh. AH! ARGH! GRHH! HURRGHH!
February 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going.

<3
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Trans rights forever the end.
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
January 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)
January 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
life advice for you all
as the prophecy foretold
January 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Reminder to play Oblivion as much as possible.
January 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my new year's resolution? 2715x1527, why do you ask?
January 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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do water beds have to be filled with water or do you think soup would work
December 15, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.
December 17, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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Duke reads your peer review
ty @getgianni.com
December 16, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
December 15, 2024 at 11:47 AM
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It’s always the same old story. I meet a woman, things are going great, then my puppet starts screaming
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Think carefully before buying a Greenland shark for the holidays. They are, after all, the world’s longest-living vertebrate.
December 14, 2024 at 1:48 AM
my inability to teleport is very inconvenient
December 14, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Guys. Stop bringing up culture war shit in my replies. Yeah I'm sure an internet nazi called the Indiana Jones game woke. I don't care. Whoever they are I'm not going to give them mental real estate and neither should you.
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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Reupload: Riding with Hitler
December 8, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY
December 7, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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My dating standards aren't difficult to meet. Just shower regularly, make sure you've got a few hobbies that you're passionate about, have decent control of 5-6 of your tentacles & know how to cook. I'm not asking for a lot.
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM