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Jarod The Holly Jolly Jedi 🎄
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Jedi Knight & Superhero

Host & Headmaster of @TNAP2020.bsky.social

Faiben Martel in #IonizedBasterds

Soren Zaith in #LuminousOdyssey

Competitor in @inagalaxytrivia.bsky.social

Co-Host of Pro & Noob

Elevated Edgelord
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It really is insane that the Grinch as played by Jim Carrey is a straight up Avengers level threat.

He is incredibly strong, highly agile, ridiculously durable bordering on invincible, and is a Tony Stark level engineer able to build a rocket sleigh in about 4 hours.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Humpty Boogaloo
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What if we unplugged her? What if we didn’t get this, like, at all?
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The most annoying Star Wars fan you know is about to say the most unoriginal shit you’ve ever heard about Max Reebo. Slay.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gimme a cocktail or two and I could do a 2 hour episode on why this meme is everything wrong with media discussions online.
October 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Damn. We lost another battle in the culture war. Sors Bandeam is selling over priced lightsabers for the bald fraud.
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One of these bounty hunters from Empire Strikes Back is a visually interesting character with a cool weapon and fun backstory. The other is boring as lizard wearing a thrifted costume from Doctor Who like a beta.
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
If you call this lightsaber the “youngling slayer 3000” you’re incredibly unfunny and probably smell quite bad.
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is about to be “motherfuck the big three. it’s just big me” for the Swities.
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today on Pod Save The Empire:

The Ghorman Front sang too loudly at the poor Imperial deployment holding down the town square. It’s lame to shame shitty people for being complicit in shitty things.

After that, an interview with former ISB Director to tell us why genocide isn’t that bad.
September 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Oh, clearly bullshit movie poster using assets of characters from preexisting press and marketing images made by an actual person how I’ve missed you
August 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
August 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One day the masses will appreciate this as stellar character design and I will be seen as a visionary for seeing it.
August 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gettin Ziggy Wit It
July 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
July 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh also out of context spoilers for the last time
June 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sitting down to record the final episode of #IonizedBasterds feeling some type of way. The last thing I ever recorded while living with my parents was the first episode. Now, while I’m spending the week with my family, I get to record the last one here too.

Let’s mount up one last time. 💙
June 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy birthday to the creative genius, performance artist, author, and dear dear friend @thescottjayro.bsky.social.

Thank you for lighting the world with your passion and brilliance everyday.

STAY BOMBAD
June 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Nerd misinformation is how end up with dudes who think they have authoritative opinions who’ve never picked up a book.
June 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Leaked costume test for live action Neon Genesis Evangelion
June 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The people of Gotham will suffer

@thebombadcast.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Man @thebombadcast.bsky.social is wild tonight.
June 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Final battle libations.
June 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM