Rob Darke
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Rob Darke
@darkerob.bsky.social
Engineer. Home-chef. Underwhelming overthinker. Occasionally makes music for fun.

https://soundcloud.com/qorbeq
FUCKING YES!!!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
By the light of the moon.
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Rob Darke
COMPETITION TIME! I can’t sell this Japanese inspired Vader print (it has faint scratches). If you’d like to win it please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Fri 4th 1pm.

You can find more of my prints, tees and mugs here www.infinitebacon.com

Thank you and good luck!
July 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Flomp.
June 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Henlo.
June 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Well now...
June 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me too, flower kit, me too.
June 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bored 16yo + new pack of pegs + table leg =
June 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Oooohhh...
May 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Have blueberries, will jam.
May 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
There's no way I wouldn't accidentally breathe that cork stuff in and choke live in front of a huge audience #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ok so why is Sweden the bookies favourite then? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
16 says Armenia is giving men's fragrance advert vibes ... "Stench by Paco Rabanne" #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's the Greek Ariana Grande #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by Rob Darke
If you’re liking these and fancy it, I’ve got a tip jar at Ko-fi.com/HappyToast 🙂
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
16 just compared Latvia to axolotl and now I can't unsee it. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What the hell just happened should be the title of that Austrian entry #EurovisionSongContest
May 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The very latest in wired robotic lawnmowers.
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tonight I have cheffed dauphinoise potatoes, honey roast carrots, wok fried greens and steak. It was glorious.
March 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Post a warning
March 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
15 just went to show me the "annoying bubble" in her phone's scratch protector by sending me a screenshot.
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A whole load of ex-Twitter folk will know Rachel (YoniLiveOnce) and her partner Mark (LatexSexGod) -- they're still over there and posted this to say they need the help of friends, so I'm cross posting it over here.

Please share and donate.

www.gofundme.com/f/5j4ua-mark...
Donate to Save Latex Sex God, organised by Claire Raisin
Dear friends, As many of you know, Mark’s head contains more than just a wonderful personality an… Claire Raisin needs your support for Save Latex Sex God
www.gofundme.com
March 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Women are bloody amazing.
March 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Another morning treat. Henlo.
March 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A morning treat today.
March 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM