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Phosphene hierophant, and I underscore again that somehow spell-check doesn't know what these words are!!
He/Him
He/Him
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In terms of wrestler biographies, it's not as good as Mick Foley's or Bret Hart's, but better than Kurt Angle's or Shawn Michael's. Better than any of Hogan's, but Hogan's are just entertaining because you go in knowing NONE of it is true.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In terms of wrestler biographies, it's not as good as Mick Foley's or Bret Hart's, but better than Kurt Angle's or Shawn Michael's. Better than any of Hogan's, but Hogan's are just entertaining because you go in knowing NONE of it is true.
I meant to post this on Saturday like usual, but I was in the woods, looking at a fire and getting so high I was essentially drunk
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I meant to post this on Saturday like usual, but I was in the woods, looking at a fire and getting so high I was essentially drunk
I can't call President Sundowning Asswipe the Mad King ever, and you all know why
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I can't call President Sundowning Asswipe the Mad King ever, and you all know why
Love, life and happiness from Wilford Brimley to you
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Love, life and happiness from Wilford Brimley to you
I feel like my Negro Matapacos (the ultimate Dark Arf) shirt is a good luck talisman when doing any version of my civic duty
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I feel like my Negro Matapacos (the ultimate Dark Arf) shirt is a good luck talisman when doing any version of my civic duty
I got one of those, too!
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I got one of those, too!
Seriously, tho.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Seriously, tho.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
Decent week. Had a lot of podcasts and "4 star" and "8/10" albums to discover. 😁
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Decent week. Had a lot of podcasts and "4 star" and "8/10" albums to discover. 😁
I'm grumpy because tomorrow I start paying for my mom to fucking eat. A thing I am happy to do, I'm only mad because of the circumstances
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm grumpy because tomorrow I start paying for my mom to fucking eat. A thing I am happy to do, I'm only mad because of the circumstances
It's this
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's this
My whole entire deal with the Hazbin Hotel BS is that it looks like skateboard decals singing edgelord carnival songs, and the canonically most horny characterlooks like this
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My whole entire deal with the Hazbin Hotel BS is that it looks like skateboard decals singing edgelord carnival songs, and the canonically most horny characterlooks like this
4 Books to Get To Know Me
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
4 Books to Get To Know Me
This was an ambient week. I'm struggling with Aesop Rock, still. Not one of his entire albums has hit for me, yet. Not even kinda. He sounds like he has a telephone pole up his nose.
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This was an ambient week. I'm struggling with Aesop Rock, still. Not one of his entire albums has hit for me, yet. Not even kinda. He sounds like he has a telephone pole up his nose.
It's a great day for hockey fans. Bad day for Pittsburgh Penguins fans. Lovely evening! Brooke is a joy!
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's a great day for hockey fans. Bad day for Pittsburgh Penguins fans. Lovely evening! Brooke is a joy!
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
I'm going to see the Pittsburgh Penguins play and I am not wearing an ounce of black or gold, sue me
October 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm going to see the Pittsburgh Penguins play and I am not wearing an ounce of black or gold, sue me
Rapaport looks like he's about to shit a pine cone, and how do you look at this and go "nasty?"
(I hate the word "nasty," Trump has 100% co-opted that word and he ONLY uses it for women.)
(I hate the word "nasty," Trump has 100% co-opted that word and he ONLY uses it for women.)
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Rapaport looks like he's about to shit a pine cone, and how do you look at this and go "nasty?"
(I hate the word "nasty," Trump has 100% co-opted that word and he ONLY uses it for women.)
(I hate the word "nasty," Trump has 100% co-opted that word and he ONLY uses it for women.)
If you see this, post a Frankenstein
#FrankenSky
(From How To Care For Your Monster - art by Norman Bridwell, 1970)
#FrankenSky
(From How To Care For Your Monster - art by Norman Bridwell, 1970)
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you see this, post a Frankenstein
#FrankenSky
(From How To Care For Your Monster - art by Norman Bridwell, 1970)
#FrankenSky
(From How To Care For Your Monster - art by Norman Bridwell, 1970)
I don't get how the guy who wrestled a Ninja Turtle in Smoky Mountain and who dressed like THIS at Wrestlemania 10 can say out loud "funny don't make money."
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don't get how the guy who wrestled a Ninja Turtle in Smoky Mountain and who dressed like THIS at Wrestlemania 10 can say out loud "funny don't make money."
Donald Duck settin' em straight
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Donald Duck settin' em straight
Goddammit, Paris gets all the good shows
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Goddammit, Paris gets all the good shows
btw my screenshot tool kinda fucked with her when I clicked "save" #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
btw my screenshot tool kinda fucked with her when I clicked "save" #AEWWrestleDream
Lotta EPs, lotta spooky bullshit, lots to love.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lotta EPs, lotta spooky bullshit, lots to love.