Darius Blake
@dariusblakeny.bsky.social
Writer; comedian of all things cheese. Knowledge junky, left leaning obliterator of stupidity and hate.
What trail, where? I promise i found it, it’s there🚶♂️➡️🤣
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What trail, where? I promise i found it, it’s there🚶♂️➡️🤣
The moon sets
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The moon sets
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
Unless you’re lactose intolerant, i don’t know why youre hyping tomato pie so much
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Unless you’re lactose intolerant, i don’t know why youre hyping tomato pie so much
IDK about you but i’m not nearly as excited about t-mobile as the scrubs guys are🤦♂️🤣
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
IDK about you but i’m not nearly as excited about t-mobile as the scrubs guys are🤦♂️🤣
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seeing the Nativity scenes set up for Christmas is pretty cool but i always look for a ‘brian born here’ a couple doors down either way😂
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Seeing the Nativity scenes set up for Christmas is pretty cool but i always look for a ‘brian born here’ a couple doors down either way😂
I’m really good with percents and fractions but can’t figure out those dern decimals🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m really good with percents and fractions but can’t figure out those dern decimals🤣
Feels like 16 degrees out with lake effect snow but nothing’s changed except the number of layers i gear up in for the walk.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Feels like 16 degrees out with lake effect snow but nothing’s changed except the number of layers i gear up in for the walk.
Everytime i pay for stupid apple cloud storage, i always get like 57,000 scam email messages telling me i’m about to get locked out for non-payment; always after the legit email receipt from apple😆🤦♂️
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everytime i pay for stupid apple cloud storage, i always get like 57,000 scam email messages telling me i’m about to get locked out for non-payment; always after the legit email receipt from apple😆🤦♂️
I invited her in. She looked around and said, “your drapes look like linoleum and your carpet looks like clothing. I’m out.”
😭😭😭😭
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November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I invited her in. She looked around and said, “your drapes look like linoleum and your carpet looks like clothing. I’m out.”
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dreamcatchers are where good dreams are caught and killed. It’s a corporate ploy to make you feel personal guilt for the bad shit they did.
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dreamcatchers are where good dreams are caught and killed. It’s a corporate ploy to make you feel personal guilt for the bad shit they did.
Is a red blood cell aware of what it is?
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is a red blood cell aware of what it is?
Im so old, i remember when nascar was sponsored by cigarettes
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Im so old, i remember when nascar was sponsored by cigarettes
How long before the trump depression and him and his at fault cadre of demon husks blaming the democrats for something that’s totally their fault?
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How long before the trump depression and him and his at fault cadre of demon husks blaming the democrats for something that’s totally their fault?
stephen miller’s mind pollution is no solution
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
stephen miller’s mind pollution is no solution
One war criminal saying another war criminal not winning a nobel peace prize is a travesty is the epitome of satire. Unfortunately, reality we are.
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One war criminal saying another war criminal not winning a nobel peace prize is a travesty is the epitome of satire. Unfortunately, reality we are.
It’s cheese that the medical services industry want payment in full before services are rendered.
September 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s cheese that the medical services industry want payment in full before services are rendered.
National coffee day…
…all hail the french press😊😎👊
…all hail the french press😊😎👊
September 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
National coffee day…
…all hail the french press😊😎👊
…all hail the french press😊😎👊
You can’t blame people for voting for fetterman because his opponent was dr oz but man does he suck.
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You can’t blame people for voting for fetterman because his opponent was dr oz but man does he suck.
Have some courtesy and close/put down the seat before you flush. Someone else might not appreicate being shrouded in your fecal/urine particulate cloud.
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Have some courtesy and close/put down the seat before you flush. Someone else might not appreicate being shrouded in your fecal/urine particulate cloud.
Trump: oxygen is bad for ya, it’s common sense. It causes rust.
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Trump: oxygen is bad for ya, it’s common sense. It causes rust.
Murder and violence is bullshit but to say charlie was anything more than an annoying gaslighter is giving him too much credit.
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Murder and violence is bullshit but to say charlie was anything more than an annoying gaslighter is giving him too much credit.
