VirG.O.A.T_King
darhkmatter419.bsky.social
VirG.O.A.T_King
@darhkmatter419.bsky.social
Lover of Music💥Movies💥Comics💥Gaming💥
Have you ever dated someone who stole from you?
January 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Imagine if Michael Jackson sold all his iconic clothes as merch during his shows. How much money do you think he would've made🤔?
January 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I officially have a 1 year old🥳🥳🐕
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I get paid to grocery shop, but none of the groceries are for me
December 29, 2024 at 5:31 PM
December 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Are you afraid of needles💉?
December 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
That Jaime Foxx stand-up special almost got me, but I held it together cus imma thug😂🫡
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December 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I'm in a very committed relationship with my airfryer. We go together real bad🫠🫠🫶🏿
December 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Could you date a non affectionate person?
December 5, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Having my breakfast smoothie and a movie
December 4, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Very true indeed🫠
December 2, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Nobody:

Me at 3am🥴🥴
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 AM
A monkey, banished from the heavens journeys to the west to search for the 6 lost relics of Sun Wukong and become the new Monkey King
In one sentence, please sell me on your favorite video game this year
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
My newer dog really lives up to his breed name (American Bully), cus he be bullying the hell outta my other dog, and it's both hilarious and upsetting at the same time
November 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody🦃
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November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Which show is better?

1) The Simpsons

2) Family Guy

3) American Dad)

4) Bob's Burgers
November 27, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Me, with this final season of Superman & Lois. Imma be hurt when the finale airs next week🥺🥺
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November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
If you would've told me 20 years ago that I would grow up to eat broccoli 5 days a week, I would've told you that you're full of shit. But here we are🙃
November 25, 2024 at 10:10 PM
No, and I still don't🥲
Did you grow up thinking you were attractive ?
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
If you're looking for a new IPhone, you better jump on this Black Friday deal on Amazon😱😱🤯
November 25, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Who the fuck eats applesauce on purpos?👀🤢
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 AM
We now live in an era where someone can mention a rose, and they'd be talking about the actual flower, and everyone else would be thinking they're talking about a sex toy😐. It's me.....I'm everyone else 🥴🥴🫣
November 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
5am gaming sessions #SpaceMarine2
November 24, 2024 at 10:31 AM
So what about the women in your DMs🤔
She’s absolutely right tho

A man in your DMs don’t wanna be your damn friend. They wanna touch you where you pee lol
November 24, 2024 at 9:33 AM