I apologize that she isn't wearing eyeliner, but behold Tiny Tina desperately scratching at a container full of treats.

The only two responses:

Last April, my wife and I took in this little guy from our backyard. We took him to the vet to treat an injury, get him vaccinated, and fixed. A few days later he escaped. After 9 months, he finally came home the other day. He's now safe and warm at home.

If you see this, post a vampire.