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D'Archangel
@darch.horse
Middle-aged gamer, programmer, animation enjoyer. I try not to suck. I use "he". Header and avatar by @cvilbrandt.com.

Love is real. Let's prove it every day.
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Last week, I retired Nimue, poppet priestess of the Black Butterfly. In light of which, allow me to regale you with her tale. #Pathfinder2e (It's gonna include _Gatewalkers_ spoilers, so skip this thread if that bothers you.)
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Hi everybody,

It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.

Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.

This is, somehow, feasible.

So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The essential Christie angles 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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what if there were two and pink and blue
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I’m in the Bronze Age collapse. I’m in the fall of the Roman Republic. I’m in the combination Bronze Age collapse and fall of the Roman Republic
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
I have long had an obscure, complex theory about Susan Collins that explains these things.

Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.

That's it. That's the whole thing.
In case anyone is wondering what kind of campaign Collins intends to run next year, now we know. No achievements, only hate:

Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The best editor I know is without a doubt Paizo's senior editor Ianara Natividad. She has an eagle eye for rules language, structure, grammar, and house style. She's not a social media person, but she is an essential member of our team. Shout out to her!
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.

Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.

So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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[shares appreciated]

commission slots for january are open for both illustrations and comic pages!

vgen.co/vampbyte

#VGen #VGencomm #commissions #artcommissions
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Don’t tell anyone I’m streaming
Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves
BraveNewFaves - Twitch
Very chill hangs
Twitch.tv
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I think one of the things that makes me the most Unhinged is that the government is dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night, ramming people with their cars and shooting them for fun, and everyone is just doing the same discourses we always have

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
It’s already happening. Case in point the sheer number of tiresome people making this crack today
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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We actually are going to type this?
...
Fine.

Silent Auction for the velvety soft Crochet Plush Pickle Ian is currently running until 2 am PST

tinyurl.com/bd6drpa9

#DB2025
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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If you know, you know, and by now you should know. Desert Bus Day 1. LET'S GO!!!!!! Tune in on Twitch and support Child's Play and the longest-running charity stream in the galaxy. desertbus.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Pornography is a social good.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Hey.
If you feel like doing a re-read on Side Quested, may I suggest you do it on Tapas?

tapas.io/series/SideQ...

Seriously. We're still on that "Creators Bonus Program", which means we make some $ with views there!
Read Side Quested | Tapas Web Community
Your home for the world’s most exciting and diverse web comics and novels. Discover stories you’ll love from all genres, only on Tapas!
tapas.io
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We all know that @latenightseth.bsky.social has been on _A Girl and her Fed_, but it looks like Colbert is getting in on the action.

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November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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It's that time of year! The @desertbus.org charity event starts this Friday and once again I'll be making the poster for it!

Every year I watch the entire week long event and add their antics to the poster over time, which you can buy!

Find out more info about the event at desertbus.org
#DB2025
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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So, hey Libs, I know if I criticize your Comfort Neoliberal and point out she was a bad candidate who ran a bad campaign for a position as a leader she was unqualified to be you'll get mad. But here's Kamala implicitly admitting she didn't have the courage to be the leader she needed to be:
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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German court rules that OpenAI violated copyright laws by training ChatGPT on music 🎵

• May set precedent for Europe AI copyright uses

• OpenAI disagrees & can appeal

"The internet is not a self-service store, and human creative achievements are not free templates"

— German Music Rights Society
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM