Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child
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It's me! The Dapper Gamelord!
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have gotten back into minecraft recently. great game. i love to build a house!
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
have gotten back into minecraft recently. great game. i love to build a house!
my wife reacting to seeing a pink toolbox in the canadian tire flyer the same way she would react to seeing a unicorn in the backyard
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
my wife reacting to seeing a pink toolbox in the canadian tire flyer the same way she would react to seeing a unicorn in the backyard
would love to see a frankenstein movie where the doctor creates the monster and then announces very dramatically "I SHALL CALL YOU... frankenstein..."
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
would love to see a frankenstein movie where the doctor creates the monster and then announces very dramatically "I SHALL CALL YOU... frankenstein..."
childhood is idolizing beavis. growing up is realizing butt-head makes more sense
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
childhood is idolizing beavis. growing up is realizing butt-head makes more sense
so how ya doin
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
so how ya doin
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The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
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This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.
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thats right i got you dave roberts!!! it was me!!! and id do it again!!! muahahahaha!!!!!
Asked about the trip from Toronto to LA, Dave Roberts said:
"I don't want to get too far into it. I just arrived about 30 minutes ago. So there was some delays. I don't know if there was intent or not. But, man, the international stuff was a bear. But we made it. We made it."
"I don't want to get too far into it. I just arrived about 30 minutes ago. So there was some delays. I don't know if there was intent or not. But, man, the international stuff was a bear. But we made it. We made it."
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
thats right i got you dave roberts!!! it was me!!! and id do it again!!! muahahahaha!!!!!
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Blake Snell after everyone spent a week praising him for being watchable now
October 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Blake Snell after everyone spent a week praising him for being watchable now
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every game is a learning opportunity. for example, one lesson here is it's hard to win when you give up nine runs in an inning
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
every game is a learning opportunity. for example, one lesson here is it's hard to win when you give up nine runs in an inning
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Louis Varland
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Louis Varland
im ready for tonight
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
im ready for tonight
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Heartbreaking news for Mariners fans, as the Mariners score first
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Heartbreaking news for Mariners fans, as the Mariners score first
the chicago cubs are what we in the business refer to as "mega frauds"
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the chicago cubs are what we in the business refer to as "mega frauds"
my mother has a revenge based theory of sports. to her the jays won by too much today and it puts us in danger for the next game because the yankees will "want revenge"
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my mother has a revenge based theory of sports. to her the jays won by too much today and it puts us in danger for the next game because the yankees will "want revenge"
finally got around to watching mad max fury road. great movie!
September 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
finally got around to watching mad max fury road. great movie!
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"star wars? nope. yoda? yup" says more in 5 words than most people can do in 500. e40 kicks ass
September 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
"star wars? nope. yoda? yup" says more in 5 words than most people can do in 500. e40 kicks ass
obviously the parents at the end of spirited away werent gonna remember anything but it wouldve been really funny if they were like "chihiro that was so fucked up how we got turned into pigs"
September 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
obviously the parents at the end of spirited away werent gonna remember anything but it wouldve been really funny if they were like "chihiro that was so fucked up how we got turned into pigs"
sarah HATES it when i imply that i think chase from house is a vampire. i love trolling my wife
September 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
sarah HATES it when i imply that i think chase from house is a vampire. i love trolling my wife
its so funny when the guys doing my oil change turn on my car and get samba jumpscared, which i know is happening because suddenly i am no longer getting music in my headphones
September 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
its so funny when the guys doing my oil change turn on my car and get samba jumpscared, which i know is happening because suddenly i am no longer getting music in my headphones
its so embarrassing when you see someone wearing a hat or a sweater from a university or college and then it turns out they actually went there
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
its so embarrassing when you see someone wearing a hat or a sweater from a university or college and then it turns out they actually went there
listening to new sabrina carpenter. nobody can say i dont give second chances
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
listening to new sabrina carpenter. nobody can say i dont give second chances