Daphne Bryan
daphnebryan.bsky.social
Daphne Bryan
@daphnebryan.bsky.social
Fan of dogs, clay, my grown kids, my partner in life, the Kansas City Royals, and birds. Part-time naturalist at a state park. I voted for her. No DMs unless I know you.
My son gave me fantastic seats for last night’s Royals game. It was a beautiful night at the ball game. Thanks again @bandondecker.bsky.social !
August 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Kansas City, Missouri
June 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Everything’s up to date in Kansas City! #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s Opening Day!
⚾️🧢🏟️
March 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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But, her emails
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I was a kid, all the really bad guys in movies had German accents. Later, they had Russian accents. In fifteen years the bad guys will have American accents.
March 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have performed the ritual putting-away of the happy light. Eggs from my own hens have been made into quiche. I have dusted off my sun hat. Spring has arrived.
March 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Screen shot of a text exchange between me and a federal employee I know. Check up on the workers you know. They’re not okay.
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.

Smashed records.

Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is a headline from CNN today:

“Expect record-high egg prices for most of the year”

I guess we pissed away the Constitution for nothing. 🤷‍♀️
January 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There’s still enough snow here to go sledding.
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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"Peace bro, it's just a Roman salute"
January 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
If you live in a red state or a red zip code, it’s fine to pretend to be a Republican when you call your senators about Hegseth. Today I expressed my shock that the party of the military would support someone unqualified and disrespectful of half of the service members.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay, I follow a lot of accounts that talk about resistance, but I’m not seeing a lot of content about what I can actually do. I phone my senators, but I live in Missouri, so I might as well call Captain Kangaroo. I give to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. Who should I follow for action suggestions?
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These are my excellent excuses for not getting anything done.
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
🎶 I’d like to force the world to sing…🎶
January 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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January 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Auggie and Luca are here to make sure everyone checks out.
January 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Farewell to Penelope, my long-lived cat. She was born on April 19, 2003 in my sister’s barn. For reference, the Iraq war began later that year, “Friends” was still making new episodes, and Michael Jordan retired from basketball. Penelope died yesterday at age 21 years and 8 months.
January 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I pulled his stash of toys out from under the bed.
November 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Sitting here nostalgically remembering that quaint time when Gary Hart’s political career was ruined because we saw a picture of a fully clothed Donna Rice sitting on his fully clothed lap.
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Where can I get my hands on some of this Voom stuff?
November 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
This is a thing I made. I don’t know why I’m posting it. I just felt like reminding myself that sometimes I can make nice things.
November 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM