I drew you a picture of the craters of the moon as a turtle with a bindle stick. I couldn't find any unlined paper to draw on except that envelope, so there you go.

This made me grin, as it often does, and writing the alt text for it did too.

#LateNightWrite Nothing for sale yet, but there's this:

I always get a smile out of this one.

Setting this as my desktop background.

I did a thing like that. I also have zero 2-D art skills. This was my result. I hope you wind up with something you like as much as I like this.

I convinced my family to go together to adopt bats for Mom for Christmas (which she will love, she used to run the bat flight program).

I haven't actually made the purchase yet, but it's scheduled for once I get my new debit card in the mail.

Attn @longtalljodie.com