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Why does Phil Ellis suddenly look like Human Shrek from Shrek 2
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why does Phil Ellis suddenly look like Human Shrek from Shrek 2
Got a free trial of Apple TV and they make some absolutely sensational stuff.
Real highlight is the crème de la creme of British tv folk who you absolutely know but don’t remember the name of cutting about with knights and dames
Real highlight is the crème de la creme of British tv folk who you absolutely know but don’t remember the name of cutting about with knights and dames
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Got a free trial of Apple TV and they make some absolutely sensational stuff.
Real highlight is the crème de la creme of British tv folk who you absolutely know but don’t remember the name of cutting about with knights and dames
Real highlight is the crème de la creme of British tv folk who you absolutely know but don’t remember the name of cutting about with knights and dames
Proper BDO stuff from Aspinall
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Proper BDO stuff from Aspinall
Ruben Dias has such a weird accent wtf
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ruben Dias has such a weird accent wtf
The Treaty of London at work.
When was that last called upon? Oh…
When was that last called upon? Oh…
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Treaty of London at work.
When was that last called upon? Oh…
When was that last called upon? Oh…
Love Van Dijk. Best there’s ever been
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Love Van Dijk. Best there’s ever been
I think Gary Neville is the only person in the world who thinks that wasn’t offside
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think Gary Neville is the only person in the world who thinks that wasn’t offside
Michael Smith is miles away from his best but it’s lovely to see him playing
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Michael Smith is miles away from his best but it’s lovely to see him playing
Brobbey has been Arsenals best player
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Brobbey has been Arsenals best player
That Ballard goal is Maguire-esque
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That Ballard goal is Maguire-esque
Only Arteta could think that’s a penalty
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Only Arteta could think that’s a penalty
Speaking of bottlers, Oscar Piastri
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Speaking of bottlers, Oscar Piastri
Get fucked bottlers
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Get fucked bottlers
At least Mbuemo’s AFCON is largely dependent on Andre Onana. Shouldn’t be gone for long.
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
At least Mbuemo’s AFCON is largely dependent on Andre Onana. Shouldn’t be gone for long.
Very good performance that from Dorgu. Always hilarious to see the people who’s mind is made up before kickoff try to push a narrative despite actual showing
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Very good performance that from Dorgu. Always hilarious to see the people who’s mind is made up before kickoff try to push a narrative despite actual showing
Thank fuck Richardson played that to Johnson
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Thank fuck Richardson played that to Johnson
Surprised that prick hasn’t flagged for offside the second Mbuemo touched it again
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Surprised that prick hasn’t flagged for offside the second Mbuemo touched it again
Every time one of the Fletcher twins gets called into the United squad I have to google whether it’s the English one or the Scottish one
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Every time one of the Fletcher twins gets called into the United squad I have to google whether it’s the English one or the Scottish one
I might detest his sport, but Joe Marler fully deserves the national treasure status this has earned him
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I might detest his sport, but Joe Marler fully deserves the national treasure status this has earned him
NICK MOHAMMED YOU FOOL
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NICK MOHAMMED YOU FOOL
Dying at Joe Marler dressing up as Bane for the final
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dying at Joe Marler dressing up as Bane for the final
FUCK YES AMAD
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
FUCK YES AMAD
Fucks sake, how’s he scoring a header
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fucks sake, how’s he scoring a header
HAAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THAT
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
HAAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THAT
Just seen the Sun had a piece about Scott McTomonay “not settling in Italy” and honestly I’ve not seen a single picture or interview of his where he doesn’t seem to be absolutely loving it
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just seen the Sun had a piece about Scott McTomonay “not settling in Italy” and honestly I’ve not seen a single picture or interview of his where he doesn’t seem to be absolutely loving it