Rick Vallone
@dantevelour.bsky.social
High Volume. Low Brow.
Riffs & Records Above All
Riffs & Records Above All
The Creature From The Black Legume 💩💨
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The Creature From The Black Legume 💩💨
The seazy presshies coming in hot this year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The seazy presshies coming in hot this year.
I don't know when they started putting ads in the Roku City scroll, but it's fucking up my high, harshing my mellow, and I hate it.
I swear to God if they start having campaign ads, I will commit irrevocable sins.
I swear to God if they start having campaign ads, I will commit irrevocable sins.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don't know when they started putting ads in the Roku City scroll, but it's fucking up my high, harshing my mellow, and I hate it.
I swear to God if they start having campaign ads, I will commit irrevocable sins.
I swear to God if they start having campaign ads, I will commit irrevocable sins.
I heard an ad for a menopause med on the radio that used the instrumental from Nelly's "Hot in Here" as the music bed, and I just wanna give an A+ to everyone involved in that one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I heard an ad for a menopause med on the radio that used the instrumental from Nelly's "Hot in Here" as the music bed, and I just wanna give an A+ to everyone involved in that one.
"Seeking my partner in crime" - someone who has never committed a crime
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Seeking my partner in crime" - someone who has never committed a crime
She told me she didn't like vibey instrumental jams, so I locked her in the Khraungbin and I threw away the key!
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She told me she didn't like vibey instrumental jams, so I locked her in the Khraungbin and I threw away the key!
Bugles should make corn chips large enough to fit on adult fingertips. They could call them Fluglecorns.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bugles should make corn chips large enough to fit on adult fingertips. They could call them Fluglecorns.
If the armageddon came in the form of a giant fireball hitting the earth, we'd sell tickets, t shirts and all inclusive experiences to the rapidly expanding smoldering crater. Hot dogs would be $30.
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If the armageddon came in the form of a giant fireball hitting the earth, we'd sell tickets, t shirts and all inclusive experiences to the rapidly expanding smoldering crater. Hot dogs would be $30.
If it's Sunday, it's Meat Depressed.
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
If it's Sunday, it's Meat Depressed.
Government slutdown
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Government slutdown
Not tonight, Brain.... Dick has work to do.
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Not tonight, Brain.... Dick has work to do.
I put a YouTube Music playlist called "Ethnic Funk" on shuffle, and the first song was Paul Simon 😂
September 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I put a YouTube Music playlist called "Ethnic Funk" on shuffle, and the first song was Paul Simon 😂
Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake & Palmer?
September 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake & Palmer?
The first half of this will sound very MRA, so there's that.
'Happy wife, happy life' is bullshit. You're both unhappy because you're both unhappy.
Here's the second half:
'Happy spouse, happy house.'
Do your part and give a shit.
'Happy wife, happy life' is bullshit. You're both unhappy because you're both unhappy.
Here's the second half:
'Happy spouse, happy house.'
Do your part and give a shit.
September 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The first half of this will sound very MRA, so there's that.
'Happy wife, happy life' is bullshit. You're both unhappy because you're both unhappy.
Here's the second half:
'Happy spouse, happy house.'
Do your part and give a shit.
'Happy wife, happy life' is bullshit. You're both unhappy because you're both unhappy.
Here's the second half:
'Happy spouse, happy house.'
Do your part and give a shit.
You can lead a horse to the old town road, but you can't make him slay.
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You can lead a horse to the old town road, but you can't make him slay.
A Fall Out Boy remixes album called Take This to Your Rave
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A Fall Out Boy remixes album called Take This to Your Rave
If they ain't got no whimsy, I ain't fucking with them.
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If they ain't got no whimsy, I ain't fucking with them.
Republicans are so soft that they're afraid of sidewalk chalk.
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Republicans are so soft that they're afraid of sidewalk chalk.
Claiming that Trump Tower had the best taco bowls should've been all it took to delegitimize him with the Latino electorate.
August 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Claiming that Trump Tower had the best taco bowls should've been all it took to delegitimize him with the Latino electorate.
New amp day!!!
Only got about an hour of playing time in to mess with all settings and see how she takes pedals, but I think I'm in love.
Ran at half power, and that was screaming. Tomorrow will get louder.
Only got about an hour of playing time in to mess with all settings and see how she takes pedals, but I think I'm in love.
Ran at half power, and that was screaming. Tomorrow will get louder.
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New amp day!!!
Only got about an hour of playing time in to mess with all settings and see how she takes pedals, but I think I'm in love.
Ran at half power, and that was screaming. Tomorrow will get louder.
Only got about an hour of playing time in to mess with all settings and see how she takes pedals, but I think I'm in love.
Ran at half power, and that was screaming. Tomorrow will get louder.
Finally starting to make some progress in the basement with a new-ish band. Hoping to be recording in a month or two, then start booking shows. It's been too long since I got loud on stage.
August 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Finally starting to make some progress in the basement with a new-ish band. Hoping to be recording in a month or two, then start booking shows. It's been too long since I got loud on stage.
Call her Princess Diana the way she inspires my John to sing
August 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Call her Princess Diana the way she inspires my John to sing
Heard on NPR this morning: "I used Chat GPT to write a poem to my wife."
Get fucked, man. To death.
Get fucked, man. To death.
August 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Heard on NPR this morning: "I used Chat GPT to write a poem to my wife."
Get fucked, man. To death.
Get fucked, man. To death.
I'm done with biting my tongue in "polite company."
August 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm done with biting my tongue in "polite company."
If you're in your 40's and you say to a girl in her 30's that "Modest Mouse used to rip" she will look at you like you're a fuckin' fool.
July 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If you're in your 40's and you say to a girl in her 30's that "Modest Mouse used to rip" she will look at you like you're a fuckin' fool.