Mine are in the picture, Bester (rear, friendly but mindless) and License (front, fearful and hateful). They could not be trusted to conquer the living room, much less the world.

"Oh, hey, Dan, are you decorating your office door as part of the contest for our work Christmas party?!"

Gentle reader, I chose Violence.

Fuckable Pharaoh Friday.

Power clashing in preparation for my annual physical. What's wrong with me now?

Observe how, in this corner, several shapes and colors rhyme with one another, as do uses of light and space (positive and negative) in each object.

Sassy found a bag.

About time someone called these malefactors to account. They have strayed too far from the happy world so beloved by kids and grown-ups.

Not sure if this counts; from my newest play, a murder mystery debuting in January.

I have crossed the horizon to find you. You are delicious.

How I look posting:

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.

Yesterday a coworker brought her kids around to meet the office. Her daughter remarked that she had a beanie baby dragon just like mine (pictured), but green. I declared that her dragon and my dragon were now friends. She is, according to coworker, still talking about it today. Adorable!