Sounds like the markets a bit hairy

Ha ha yes

There’s a book he could read that might help, it’s called 12 Rules for…. …hang on

Ah, apologies

There are a few DVDs on trade me for under ten bucks

Bones are pretty good too, and garage project pickle beer hits the pickle spot. Maison Therese do the best gerkins, but that’s a different beast.
Oreos suck

I couldn’t find my recipe sorry, but you should he able to find salt water ratios somewhere online

I’ve done them a few times, when I’d done the initial couple of weeks, from memory I put them in a weaker brine with rosemary, chilli, etc, and bottled them, putting a thin layer of olive oil on the top to keep the air out. Then put at the back of the cupboard for a couple of months and eat

I’ve seen a better one

Didn’t Banks belittle it Len’s Loop ?

Made me laugh.

Quick call the Police

We all need to wear them to the gig

I’m sure the free speech union will jump on it ………

As society has shifted from inquisitive to acquisitive, we have entered the age of wealth amplifying ignorance.

The only message I’m taking from this is: Skaters of Pōneke - the steps are open for business.

Indeed. Is it the musk in me that would like the world to be measured by my height?

I do love a fathom though. I’m almost exactly a full fathom tall and it’s a nice word to say and hear, can we all change for me please?