Daniel Ribot
@danribotagain.bsky.social
Writer of fantasies and member of Phoenix Writers and Speculators writing groups in Leicester (UK). Trilingual half-Catalan, lover of English ale and Belgian comics and viceversa.
The joke ends there, I don’t know!
August 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The joke ends there, I don’t know!
When he gets home, he hands her two £20 notes. ‘What’s this for?’ She says. ‘Ah, well it’s 20 from the drunk who vomited on me and £20 from the drunk that shit in my pants.’
August 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When he gets home, he hands her two £20 notes. ‘What’s this for?’ She says. ‘Ah, well it’s 20 from the drunk who vomited on me and £20 from the drunk that shit in my pants.’
There’s a joke told by Clement Freud about a man out drinking who vomits on himself. He’s upset because he thinks his wife will be angry. Another drunk takes pity and says ‘listen, put a £20 note in your pocket, then tell her the guy who vom’d on you gave it to you to apologize..
August 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There’s a joke told by Clement Freud about a man out drinking who vomits on himself. He’s upset because he thinks his wife will be angry. Another drunk takes pity and says ‘listen, put a £20 note in your pocket, then tell her the guy who vom’d on you gave it to you to apologize..
Wrote a novel about a Soviet vampire hunting unit (Vampsov 1938, with Omnium Gatherum in the US), published in 2013, then Putin invaded Ukraine which… well I stopped promoting it. Now have an agent in the UK and hoping for good things!
August 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Wrote a novel about a Soviet vampire hunting unit (Vampsov 1938, with Omnium Gatherum in the US), published in 2013, then Putin invaded Ukraine which… well I stopped promoting it. Now have an agent in the UK and hoping for good things!
It needs investigation!
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It needs investigation!
That’s sad. RIP Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That’s sad. RIP Ozzy.
Coin I found in my change yesterday. The 2006 Victoria Cross 50 p. Worth £2.80 or so if I can be bothered to sell it!
July 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Coin I found in my change yesterday. The 2006 Victoria Cross 50 p. Worth £2.80 or so if I can be bothered to sell it!