Heisenberg
@danofdoom.bsky.social
Minnesotan, childless cat dad, Democratic socialist, vegetarian, atheist, USCG retiree. Pro cannabis.
Looking forward to the next four years of saying "we told you so." Not.
I *am* the danger.
Looking forward to the next four years of saying "we told you so." Not.
I *am* the danger.
Hell yes. You even deserve extra pineapple on it.
October 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hell yes. You even deserve extra pineapple on it.
Tomi Lahren struggling to regain attention.
July 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Tomi Lahren struggling to regain attention.
Vehicles made in America? Bwahahahaha.
July 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Vehicles made in America? Bwahahahaha.
Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
July 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
Oh yes, they call him The Streak
Look at that, look at that...
Wait, what're we streaking?
Look at that, look at that...
Wait, what're we streaking?
July 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oh yes, they call him The Streak
Look at that, look at that...
Wait, what're we streaking?
Look at that, look at that...
Wait, what're we streaking?
Backwards and away was the right move. lol
July 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Backwards and away was the right move. lol
The good is oft interred with their bones.
July 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The good is oft interred with their bones.
July 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
But but but... Whale Sharks are friggin' gorgeous!
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
But but but... Whale Sharks are friggin' gorgeous!
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's what plants crave!
June 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's what plants crave!
Bridge? You're not suggesting we spit-roast Holly, are you?
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June 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bridge? You're not suggesting we spit-roast Holly, are you?
No one would EVER sub-Tweet about you, ho.
June 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No one would EVER sub-Tweet about you, ho.
I can out-lazy your lazy with both hands tied behind my back.
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June 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I can out-lazy your lazy with both hands tied behind my back.
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There's nothing to think about, the answer is FUCK NO!
June 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There's nothing to think about, the answer is FUCK NO!